salmons

someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis

"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."

by hashtagwyattspam April 8, 2013

Salmon

cockney slang for cigarettes, "salmon and Trout" = snout, often sortened to just "salmon"

got any salmon mate??

by djsc53 June 11, 2006

salmonism

the art of smoking salmon.

Smoke salmon, all day long.

by Arlo De Guzman April 26, 2005

Salmon

When two people are too femine to have "Beef" with one another

Did you hear about the Chris Brown has Salmon with Drake

by D$-Money December 18, 2012

Salmon

A slang word for sex. Can be used both as a verb and a noun. Originally defined in the 1970s Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Used by upper class teenagers who were attempting to hide their promescuity from their overbearing parents. Has led to the recent fad of "Awkward Salmon".

Guy: I had some good salmon last night.

Or

Guy2: I just got salmoned!

Or

Guy 3: I'm gonna go to the bar to see if I can get some salmon.

by TheBearClaws July 30, 2011

Salmon

Term used as a codeword for cocaine.
Originated from a chef, high grade cocaine can be referred to as sashimi.

Have you picked up that half a side of salmon?

by El Duderino November 6, 2022

salmons

Ancient New Zealand custom where two people slap each others forarms in congratulations
Now is commenly used between skateboarders and car enthusiests

good job, SALMONS!!! *offers ones forarm*

by *Ninja_in_the_garage* November 6, 2006