Matt tried to give the Russian Gasmask to Sally, but he's so god damn crooked he gave her the El Salvadorian snorkel instead.
by The Blasstard June 11, 2006
Get the El Salvadorian Snorkel mug.Describes the dangerous and mysterious line that connects Tampa, FL - Miami, FL and San Juan, Puerto Rico. The spear also creates the bottom side of The Bermuda Triangle (aka The Devil's Triangle). For decades the Salazarian Spear has notoriously been associated with the vanishing of wildlife animals such as the baby hippo, the baby rhino, the starfish, whale sharks and fuzzy sand dollars. Much like the stories of the Bermuda Triangle, popular culture has attributed these disappearances to the paranormal or activity by extraterrestrial beings. But further field studies have shown that the Salazarian Spear is strikingly similar to the migrational patterns of the Box Shark. Recent evidence has shown that schools of Box Sharks have been seen following drifting lettuce as far south as the Caribbean Islands, thus supporting the strange connection to the Box Shark and the Salazarian Spear.
Hey Fausto.. Ernesto, did you guys see today's front page headline?! "Flight 305 from Tampa to San Juan, Disappears Carrying Local Cheerleading Team. Scientist Blame The Salazarian Spear."
by Jungle Junky January 13, 2011
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A salvadorian sea slug is when a male or female defecates in recipients mouth and then the two participants exchange hard feces from one mouth to the other until the feces melts.
On Valentines Day my girl and I did a Salvadorian sea slug... it was better than exchanging chocolates.
by Chesterfield Magoo September 19, 2016
Get the salvadorian sea slug mug.The El Salvadorian Handshake is when a man will fake ejaculates inside the vagina of a legal consenting adult female. This is than followed by a panic from the woman, while the man sits calmly explaining the value of childbirth.
When done correctly, will lead for a very fun evening.
When done correctly, will lead for a very fun evening.
"Hey, you ever fake an orgasm while banging a chick?"
"Oh the El salvadorian Handshake? Yeah definitely. But, You gotta fake nut inside her and let her sweat it out."
"Oh the El salvadorian Handshake? Yeah definitely. But, You gotta fake nut inside her and let her sweat it out."
by HammySamson March 18, 2017
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"It's better than taco bell"
"It's better than taco bell"
Phil: Yo I heard Cisco gave Laura an el Salvadorian Taco last night.
Brian: Yea dude, he topped it off, yelled BAM and gobbled that shit up.
Brian: Yea dude, he topped it off, yelled BAM and gobbled that shit up.
by the salvadorian tacomuncher January 26, 2010
Get the el salvadorian taco mug.Although overwhelming, Rico's brain freeze didn't stop him from finishing the salvadorian slurpee he was finishing out of Rita's ass.
by ricon August 11, 2006
Get the salvadorian slurpee mug.An elite band of warriors who ruled the world between 50AD-111AD. They served the great Sartor leader of the Sartorians. They where extremley loyal and often sacrificed cakes to their the god (Luigi) they had a big bush, a symbol of their vastness. They often had wars with their biggest enemy...The Macedonians...
by hegaboy December 1, 2010
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