salad

A crunchy hard substance that ejaculates a pleasant white creamy thirst quenching liquid into your mouth when you bite.

That was such a salad last night.

And oh baby you made a great salad last night.

by quadraticformulabaybay109374 June 18, 2010

salad

a state of being in touch with one's mind and body. even if times are tough, a salad individual grows through what they go through. oftentimes associated with a hippie aesthetic, plants, sunshine, and self care.

“can you believe how much our mental health has evolved? we’re so much better at taking care of ourselves, we are so salad now.”

by gracegateee June 15, 2019

salad

mixing different types of weed in a blunt or mixing weed and hash.

She mixed dro and dirt in a blunt so it would stop going out due to the moisture of the dro.

by Jacki March 22, 2003

salad

a salad is water and oxygen

a salad is green with Flavor

by thotbot69420 July 1, 2019

salad

a person's hair (usually a man's) or hairstyle

Hey man, I think you are going pull all kinds of bitches tonight! Your salad looks great!

by J.D.O. April 2, 2008

salad

adjective: to denote something as being lame, weak, of poor quality. origin: campus of UCLA, Kerckhoff Hall Patio. Originally used as "sa'altak" meaning "did I ask you?" in arabic whenever a stupid remark was made. gradually became "salad" and was used as a generally adjective.

1) "you failed Biology? salad!"
2) "dude, i saw the Aviator, that movie was salad"

by Wacky Iraqi January 30, 2005

salad

your hair or hair-do

"nice salad buddy"

by darrenzo February 14, 2003