Sackonmyweena

1) The act of lifting one's sack over one's penis; wrapping one's balls around one's penis to form a "pig in a blanket" or a "Gonzo". 2) A tiger found in the polar waters of Antarctica which has happened because of a global catastrophe or because Bill Murray has suddenly died. 3) A global positioning system used by the likes of many high-ranking officials in the government including but not limited to: Frank O'Harris, Tom Cruise, John Starks, Craig James, Duc de Richelieu and Melissa Joan Hart.

"Dude, have you ever pulled off a sackonmyweena?"
"Yea, then my mom walked in with laundry."

"Hey, did you see that a tiger was found..."
"Yea, Bill Murray died."

"I have a GPS"
Melissa Joan Hart, "Yea, but a sackonmyweena just feels so much better."

by It smells like a tiger's vag.. January 26, 2011

Sactose Intolerant

One who is not tolerant to play under the nutsack...(near the booty hole)

She had her hand under my balls while sucking my dick. Her finger grazed my asshole and i said "whoa, back the fuck up im Sactose intolerant."

by thetallguy321 April 1, 2009

Sactown trip

when a hater comes up to you and trys to claim yo territory, you start a Sactown trip, they get yo nerves worked....

Ay, listen to this, the otha day my homie Rico had a Sactown trip cuz of some hater from up town.......

by Candyman 0f the 916 November 21, 2006

sacronym

blending the words sarcastic and acronym.
When you turn a sarcastic phrase such as probs and turn it into an acronym

Nathan: alright son
Max: P.L.Y.A (Probs like you alot)
Nathan: Ahhh i see, good use of sacronym there
Max: Probs

by lmaoprobs March 3, 2010

Saxton

The name for a very attractive male who is extremely skinny and tries to be scene. Also, the name for an 80's band, except it is spelled Saxon.

" Do you see that extremely attractive, skinny scene kid?"
"Yeah, his name must be Saxton."

"My boyfriends named is Saxton."
"You're dating someone named after an 80's metal band?"

by Sir William Buttersworth June 5, 2009

sacond

A measurement of time during a blowjob.

seeing it was his first bj, it only took him a couple saconds to finish.

by qb603 December 23, 2013

Certified Salton Sea Moment

An incident or occurrence that only happens at the Salton Sea, a massive salt lake loaded with toxic chemicals such as arsenic and pesticides where you would encounter bizarre people who don’t give a shit about laws or society. The Salton sea has been referenced in a very well known piece of media known as Grand theft auto five. And you too can experience the tweak! Plan a trip and have yourself a Certified Salton sea Moment!

Damn that dude is tripping, This is a Certified Salton Sea moment!

Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.

by Douglas Dimmadome July 14, 2022