D.S.M.F.S.

an acronym meaning: Damn Straight Mother Fucker Shit.

Originally used by Jan Johnson while he coached pole vaulting. He uses it to compliment a good vault. It is versatile, however, and may be used after any achievement (no matter how small).

Pronunciation is just saying the letters with a successful tone.

"DUDE! I just ran 5 miles in 1 minute! D.S.M.F.S.!"

by bobbythebob December 27, 2009

F's and D's

Abbreviation for Flirty Dirty, this means that you can flirt and touch sexually with the opposite sex, but not punch or abuse.

Guy 1: "Yo, Rhi's coming over later, going to be some serious beatdowns going on"
Guy 2: "naa man, F's and D's only!"
Guy 3: "FLIRTY DIRTY!"

by EffandDees January 31, 2010

l.t.f.b.s syndrome

LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULL SHIT SYNDROME

Yes Sir your honer I was going to show up for the hearing last month for your hearing but my L.T.F.B.S SYNDROME WAS REALLY acting up everytime I tried to come in.

by markantwhite August 23, 2015

I.F.S.F.U.

An acronym for "I Feel So Fucked Up". Can be used to refer to yourself in a emotionally or mentally draining state.

Texting:
'ngl ifsfu rn'
(I.F.S.F.U. can be combined with R.N., which is an acronym for "Right Now".)

by bigboigucci900 January 4, 2023

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

S.F.B.S

Sexually Fustrated Butt Sex

Mason: Dude my girl wont have sex with me!

James: Mine wont either....

Mason: I'm sexually fustrated, S.F.B.S?

James: Bend Over!!

by yeahbuddie8395 January 2, 2012

B.F.U.S.S.

A Blood-Feces-Urine-Semen-Stain

When Robert returned the book to Regina, he had left a giant B.F.U.S.S. all over page 37, which had seeped through the next four chapters.

by Pure Awesome Robert May 4, 2006