Rupert

A top teacher from Derby who has many talents including writing a 5000 word assignment in less than 12 hours. You will often find him without a coat, watching planet earth and eating oats. Sometimes single, but usually seen surrounded by Asian baes. Ruperts are also known to be charming, genuine, funny and down to earth. He is a caring and generally wonderful guy and you can always rely on good ol’ rupes to help you out.

Man that guy is totally a Rupert

by CB_1993 December 18, 2016

Rupert

The goat, never skips a beat to just send it. He is always crippled and sometimes a waste of oxygen but is very loving and caring. People usually like him for the money but after find him handsome.

Rupert is the goat

by The_Plug October 13, 2020

rupert

A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.

"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."

by Atticus Black May 16, 2009

rupert

some gay-ass cartoon bear who hangs around with some gay-ass dog (or whatever the hell it is)named Pongping and goes on dumb adventures with talking animals.

Yo, that dude rupert is gay!!

by SLK May 22, 2004

Rupert

Rupert is a dominant force in any situation when you come across a Rupert you know you have to run away or your life is over

Collin: yo that guys got a Rupert
Jordan: We got to run
Collin: Dies*

by Maple leaf lovers April 24, 2019

RUPERT

Rupert is one of a kind, he is always the strongest and fastest and if you come across one, you know your future doesn’t look bright.

Collin: Ayo bro that dudes got a Rupert
Jordan: Dang I guess that peach cobbler ain’t the only thing to die for
Collin: dies*
Jordan: dies*

by Maple leaf lovers April 25, 2019

Rupert

A Rupert is a dude that could never become a John. The arch nemesis of a John (Johnanation). A Rupert is typically one of those guys you see who thinks he's a bad-ass dude but he's really just an asshole and nobody likes him. Ruperts usually come from Broseville and have lots of their dad's money.

Chandler: " Hey, John, hows it going?"
Travis: "There's a Rupert at the bar, being a dick"

by defeationjoe April 6, 2010