by rimurutard__ February 27, 2021
Get the __rimuru mug.Those annoying, unproven claims spread by old people (IE Caffeine stunts kids' growth, video games rot your brain, etc)
*Kid having coffee*
Old guy: "Hey kid ya know caffeine stunts yer growth!"
Kid: "Quit it with the Boomer Rumor!"
Old guy: "Hey kid ya know caffeine stunts yer growth!"
Kid: "Quit it with the Boomer Rumor!"
by Mr. big E. September 28, 2019
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by A.B. June 6, 2005
Get the ruburb mug.Noun, also see "Coach Rum." A large, manatee-shaped creature with a plethora of great, oozing blisters profusely erupting over the entire facial area. Her weakness is her inability to reproduce without the aid of medicines, which, fortunately, do not exist at this point in time.
In addition to her day job as a math teacher, Coach Rum runs a lucrative beverage dispense business. She has quite the affinity to "lemon" Gatorade.
Her mating shrieks have been known to be heard by canines only. She has often been known to try to "siren" children to her after-school "tutoring" sessions through use of her ultra-soprano singing voice, usually blaring out a country tune.
Her other weakness is her source of power - her ever-expanding stomach, or "crystal ball," if you will. She rubs it constantly to keep her strength up.
Beware! Spewing puke might occur during the early morning hours. Keep out of range! She can shoot up to 50 feet!!
In addition to her day job as a math teacher, Coach Rum runs a lucrative beverage dispense business. She has quite the affinity to "lemon" Gatorade.
Her mating shrieks have been known to be heard by canines only. She has often been known to try to "siren" children to her after-school "tutoring" sessions through use of her ultra-soprano singing voice, usually blaring out a country tune.
Her other weakness is her source of power - her ever-expanding stomach, or "crystal ball," if you will. She rubs it constantly to keep her strength up.
Beware! Spewing puke might occur during the early morning hours. Keep out of range! She can shoot up to 50 feet!!
by PeeMS April 9, 2005
Get the Rumery mug.Rumrass, a person who is most likely mentally challenged.
John: "I lost my phone!"
Joshua: "Where did you leave it?"
John: "I think I left it at school."
Joshua: "Your such a rumass!"
John: "I lost my phone!"
Joshua: "Where did you leave it?"
John: "I think I left it at school."
Joshua: "Your such a rumass!"
by TheAbominable October 24, 2016
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