rumping

Jerking off in a public place.

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Rumping

by Baraconda December 12, 2008

rumspringasploitation

Media such as television shows, films (documentary or otherwise), etc. that portrays the Amish tradition of Rumspringa (wherein an adolescent is able to explore the outside non-Amish world for a period of time), usually with exaggeration and creative editing for effect to entertain rather than educate the non-Amish viewing audience.

Television programs like "Amish In The City" and "Breaking Amish" are rumspringasploitation shows that make the sheltered Amish teenagers seem like a combination of hillbillies and college freshmen at their first keg party.

by JDinNH April 14, 2013

rump ring

A butthole.

Yeah man I totally put it in her rump ring last night.

by misterrice360 March 29, 2015

Rump-ring

Same as “butt-dial”

If I get another rump-ring from fuzzleknucks I’m going to rip his head off.

by drodhertzer May 9, 2021

Rumping

When you are rejected by atleast 3 Hispanic women and begin to research mass shooters

Bro! I was rumping all night on r/masskillers

by Rumplover July 17, 2022

rumspringer

An Amish "rite of passage" period whereby teenagers are permitted to indulge in certain "wild 'n' free" actions of "them English" --- such as "guzzling da Gordon's" and watching fake-fight scenes on TV --- in order to experience life outside of their communities and thus be better able to decide whether they want to continue with their insipidly-boring and oppressively-strict religion-steeped Amish ways, or live like da normal public does.

Somehow, da whole idea behind rumspringer seems like a very destructive and unwise idea... rather than Amish parents' allowing their children to totally "whoop it up big-time" --- and partake of unhealthy/dangerous activities dat could likely harm and/or negatively influence them permanently --- on just dat one glorious debauched-freedom-steeped period of their lives, why not instead merely "ease off a bit" on some of da most oppressive rules, and therefore simply let their children have a slightly-more-pleasant existence for da ENTIRE REST OF THEIR LIVES??? Da old adage, "Don't spend it all in one place!" comes to mind here --- kind of like if someone wastefully squanders his entire disability-check in just da first few days of da month ("Oh, boy --- PARTY TIME!!!) and then has nothing left to use over da entire remainder of da month, and thus has to just miserably sit around and mope in dissatisfied dejection for nearly four weeks till his next "helping of lifeblood" is released to him! Why not instead just carefully dole out said precious limited funds-allotment a little at a time over da entire month, so dat he will have enough for everything he needs?

by QuacksO February 12, 2023

Rumping

The act of ejaculating so hard that you squirt out projectiles via the scroyum.

Her: Hey what's all this white stuff?
Him: Sorry I was rumping to hard

by Nikita Yatsenko February 20, 2024