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Rucking Fetard

A play on the word Fucking Retard. Epic username. An example of a classic twist is Mucking Foron.
Bob :: Hi I'm Bob.
Jake :: Meh.
Bob :: So whats up?
Jake :: Meh
Bob :: Rucking Fetard.

Jake :: Meh, Meh
by mobinga June 14, 2011
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rocking horse shit

He told the truth? That's rarer than rocking horse shit!
by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007
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Rocking out

Listening to some ill beats on your jam box while headbanging (lightly or heavy) and taping your foot, maybe even signing along.
Dood! You rocking out to a friigin country song!
by Kevin Shaw September 22, 2005
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asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea
Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011
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Rocking Bill

"ROCKING BILL" (Also see - "Rocking Billy Bob)

Refers to a person with limited intelligence who sits making repetitive, rocking movements for hours on end whilst both walking and sitting (possibly whilst sleeping), salivates excessively and is voluntarily incontinent of urine. May carry a large potato on his person.

General and widely acknowledged oddball.

"ROCKING BILLY BOB"

As with Rocking Bill, but clothed in a lumberjack shirt, dungaree's, a straw hat and long piece of hay / straw for chewing. Shotgun, rocking chair and yapping dog optional.

Levels of "Rocking Billy Bobness" vary, according to the number of missing or decayed teeth and the frequency and volume with which he speaks.
"Oh shit! Leg it - the local Rocking Bill is coming over"

"That fella there? He's a full on Rocking Bill"

A Rocking Billy Bob is likely to be heard yelling -

"Yeeehaaaahhh!! Ahm a gonna go find me some nigger to shoot"
by Parly July 8, 2009
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jock rocking

to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. Kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.
For example, if you're cleaning you're bathroom, you'd sing something like, "Wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! Scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! Got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! Cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!"

Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
by Kolar July 13, 2012
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Raspberry rocking chair

It's where a large man sitting Indian style wearing nothing but a towel He's playing air drums in from of his Yamaha natural sound system. Motions for an unsuspecting victim. Aka rectum to put on a record. When the bend over to select a record. He grabs them from behind and in one swift motion. Like magic their pants are down and his penis is in your ass. He pulls you in his lap a furiously pounds the rectum to completion
While picking out the scorpions love drive. She was forced into a raspberry rocking chair
by Thor 9/11 June 8, 2016
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