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rug burn drunk

when you get so drunk that when you wake up the next morning u have rug burns on your forehead
-dude, last night was so sick
-hell yeah it was.. what happened to your forehead
-hmm i musta been rug burn drunk
-wow thats so drunk
-yea its awesome
by ardnek March 8, 2005
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Indian Rug Burn

When someone farts on your penis during anal sex. Often occurring after consuming spicy cuisines such as Mexican, Thai, and Indian.
Guy 1: Do you smell something spicy?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, got an Indian rug burn from Allie last night.
by OVUlefty2 December 9, 2017
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Persian Rug Burn

What soldiers comming back from the Middle East get after having sex there with prostitutes
"Man, I just got back from my second tour and I still can't shake this persian rug burn I got on leave."
by Dsaster April 26, 2010
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Road Rage Rug Burn

The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.
I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.
by Your friendly neighborhood... November 27, 2015
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Dayton Rug Burn Express

where your someone wacks you off inside you pair of jeans without underwear.
" Honey do you want to go again? ", " I guess, its just my hand is still a little red from that Dayton Rug Burn Express i gave you."
by Totes MaaGotes May 22, 2010
mugGet the Dayton Rug Burn Expressmug.

Marc Summers Rug Burn

This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.
It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...
by kubla85 May 30, 2009
mugGet the Marc Summers Rug Burnmug.

Rug Burn Cock

When a Males junk is given a rash from a rug
Gavin got Rug Burn Cock after he fell.
by batman dirty sends January 18, 2023
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