A major pain in the ass. Rude Never Fuckin' Leaves, and snores like an effin 18 wheeler. Blames you for everything...even if you don't have any clue what he's talkin about. Changes your roommate (who used to be your friend) into the biggest bitch you've ever met, and the worst person in the world to live with. He continues to think he owns a piece of your room and never leaves...even when you are getting ready to get in the shower(you actually have to tell him to leave when your standing there in your bra.) Inconsiderate bastard that trys to make you feel guilty for things you didn't even know happend between him and your roommate. Has an incredibly annoying laugh. Locks you out of your own room. Pretty much just a total JackASS who ruines everything about your roommate and former friend. Referred to as Fuckin' Bryan.(or any name works)
by Akitram Rrop BW December 31, 2008
Get the Roommate's Boyfriend mug.-noun
a roommate is a person with whom you share a room or a house. serious consideration and thoughts should be put into selecting roommates, for some are not suited to be or to live with roommates. with careful selection, roommates can be your best friends. usually when one is too lazy to put any effort into finding a good roommate, he will end up with an animal-like human who makes his life hell. subsequently, he will conclude that all roommates are evil and go into solitude.
a roommate is a person with whom you share a room or a house. serious consideration and thoughts should be put into selecting roommates, for some are not suited to be or to live with roommates. with careful selection, roommates can be your best friends. usually when one is too lazy to put any effort into finding a good roommate, he will end up with an animal-like human who makes his life hell. subsequently, he will conclude that all roommates are evil and go into solitude.
by Youn January 2, 2009
Get the roommate mug.Related Words
Someone you live with in your dorm/apartment/house/suite etc. during your college-life, or real-world life. He/she will ultimately become either your greatest enemy or your best friend, though the latter has a slim chance of happening. IF you can avoid the first, find someone whom you 1) can bond with instantly 2) have share the same field of study (in college) or work, and 3) can trust. Keep in mind, however, that this privilege of choice more openly comes to you after your freshman year of college.
Dude 1: I hate my roommate. He's so shady, he "forgets" to pay his share of the bills, we're not in the same classes, and we never hang out! We have nothing in common!
Friend 2: Aw really? Well, my roommate's the exact opposite of yours, taking everything you said into account. He's awesome! You should come meet him!
Dude 1: For sure! Maybe us three can room together next year!
Friend 2: Aw really? Well, my roommate's the exact opposite of yours, taking everything you said into account. He's awesome! You should come meet him!
Dude 1: For sure! Maybe us three can room together next year!
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 September 30, 2010
Get the roommate mug.'Nuff said.
Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*
by RazerRD May 11, 2010
Get the Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate mug.my roommate is the most annoying fucker to date. he used to sexile me every other day, didn't care if i couldn't get into my room while they were fucking changing, until i told them to fuck in her room. inconsiderate bastard. he also expects me to go to bed at the same time he does; he asks me every single fucking night what time i want to go to bed. he tells me to work on my fucking homework the next night just because he says he can't sleep as well with the computer on. i work on my homework in the computer lab where i don't have to put up with his peevish presence. he said that it would be funny if my cello got stolen, which it did. turns out somebody down the hall did it as a joke. scared the hell out of the motherfucker. fucking deserved it.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005
Get the roommate mug.1. A fat stupid pig inside an innocent looking person's body. They will pretend they like you and mean you no harm. But as soon as you turn your back or go to sleep. They will eat all your food, piss on your face, puke in your waterbottle, and shove ice cubes up your ass! When you go to college try and avoid all of these assholes.
2. Someone who pays to live in your house, and say they'll help pay rent. After you start nagging them about not paying the rent, you'll wake up the next day to find your cat stolen, as well as your family's christmas tree, your bike, and all your brand new ice cream will be eaten. All that will be left is a crappy note.
3. See: Pig, crossdresser, pervert, pedophile, and doughnut.
2. Someone who pays to live in your house, and say they'll help pay rent. After you start nagging them about not paying the rent, you'll wake up the next day to find your cat stolen, as well as your family's christmas tree, your bike, and all your brand new ice cream will be eaten. All that will be left is a crappy note.
3. See: Pig, crossdresser, pervert, pedophile, and doughnut.
1."What the f-ck happened to me last night. My face is soaked with piss, there's ice cube's up my ass, and I think someone puked in my water bottle I just drank out of."
"Oh shit musta been your roommate dude.
2."That stupid dike Kim stole my f-cking cat!"
3."Look skank, your a flat out roommate!"
*Bitch Slap*
"Oh no you didn't"
"Oh shit musta been your roommate dude.
2."That stupid dike Kim stole my f-cking cat!"
3."Look skank, your a flat out roommate!"
*Bitch Slap*
"Oh no you didn't"
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
Get the roommate mug.Being a good roommate, and just being a respectful person when living with another. Roommates who take part in keeping the apartment or living space clean and contribute to make living easier.
by Skreebo February 15, 2006
Get the roommateism mug.