rolf harris eating a banana

pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana

'god i saw this really old porn and it looked like rolf harris eating a banana'

by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009

rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor

something u say to confuse people who use 'lol' too often

#1:haha,sure lol
#2:its not that funny...
#1:oh sry,lol
#2: rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor
#1:whoa...wait..wat??lol
#2:go fuck off noob!!

by CharlieeMay April 21, 2010

Roofer's Nut

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

by boofaholic March 15, 2015

roofbag

A variation of a douchebag, a roofbag is a person who thInks they're all that, but with their large head and triangular shoulders, what they really are is a walking roofbag. Helps if the person is extremely tall.

Michael Phelps can be such a douchebag sometimes, but Ryan Lochte is the ultimate roofbag.

Man, that pointy-shouldered guy came in thInking he owned the room, but all anyone could think was what a total roofbag.

by DJ Johnny D September 1, 2017

Roof Unicorn

A roof unicorn refers to a man with a shovel in his pants (giant penis).

Example 1:

We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!

Example 2:

Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.

by RoofUnicorn69 November 5, 2020

slate off the roof

Rhyming slang for 'poof' (as in homosexual)

"Psst! I hear Jason the rugby captain has a boyfriend. I'd never have guessed he was a slate off the roof!"

"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"

by Gunglebuns May 29, 2009

Rolfsen

If you're a "Troll" or "Trolling" on the internet, then you're a "Rolfsen", or a "Trolfsen"

Using the word Rolfsen is a more discrete way of saying troll, while pulling off a Trolfsen is ultimately the highest rank of trolling achievable.

Damn I felt like Rolfsen yesterday when Blizzard banned me.

or

Person 1: Trolfsen here went to talk about a loan in the bank yesterday.

Person 2:Lol, what do you need a loan for?

Person 1:I don't, the bank does ;)

by Professional troll. September 19, 2012