Rounding up the tadpoles

Strangling the parrot, punishing percy in the palm, spanking the monkey

"Alright Ezz? Vanessa still up on the blocks is she?"

"Yeah, it's been over a week now, been Rounding up the tadpoles"

by AJT67 September 1, 2007

gravel roading

The act of driving around on gravel roads with friends while getting drunk.

Jump on in, were gonna go gravel roading!

by Adam February 26, 2004

Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling

James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!

by Treg123 November 25, 2009

Wife Rounding

"Wife rounding" occurs when a wife tells her spouse the amount of money she spent on something. The amount is always rounded down, typically in increments between $1 and $10.

Husband: Honey, how much did you pay for this?
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.

by gipnor June 2, 2010

cross roading

Imbibing in both alcohol and weed at the same time.

I went cross roading last night at the show.

by NicByTheBay November 13, 2017

Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.

"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

Roading

To go out with a friend, usually in a car and "road" around your local area. This includes putting your windows down and driving round needlessly, playing loud music, usually grime.

Callum "Sup G, we roading tonight?"

George "Yes mate, got some sick new tunes to play"

by youthzeh September 7, 2016