So one day, my friend was rolanded while coming home from school. He was stupid enough to jaywalk across the busiest intersection in town. So he got hit by a car and dislocated his shoulder. Writhing in pain, he managed to get some help from the driver and the watching bystanders. However, when the authorities came, he was fined for jaywalking and received demerit points on his licence, while the driver got off scot-free. At least he survived the day.
by Asymptom October 28, 2012
Get the Rolandmug. 
You think he hates you but that’s just his personality. Sarcastic. PLANTS. Also nerdy. Acts like he doesn’t care but spends hours on school. Creative. I would pay to see the inside of his brain. Tends to be v quiet alone but when he meets his other Sister and Brother Braincells he goes insane.
by jynbug September 8, 2019
Get the Rolandmug. by Cactus 666 November 2, 2020
Get the Rolandmug. by gsm221 May 23, 2018
Get the Rolandmug. fine As man from Ghana. Accompanied by a chocolate goddess. Very loyal, speaks very little. Inspired by love and booty
by Cheeky Pull Over May 29, 2018
Get the Rolandmug.