Brian Rochford

Unreal at Pro Evo!

My name's Brian Rochford, I'm unreal at pro evo!

K-FO: "Damn I lost AGAIN!"
MOB: "You're no Brian Rochford"
Lorcan: "Yeah he's UNREAL at pro evo!"

by AoifeQuinn January 4, 2010

Rockford IL

A boring, cultureless rust belt city in northern Illinois. The past 20 years have not been kind to Rockford and it is now a genuinely dangerous and depressing place to live. Anyone with enough education/common sense leaves as soon as possible.

The taxes, crime rate, unemployment and school system are some of the worst in the country. You have to be careful just driving around since the roads are so poorly maintained you can actually damage your car on a Baghdad-quality pothole.

If you’re an uneducated, unemployed sex-offender with a substance abuse problem who has given up on life then Rockford is the place for you!

Guy 1: "I want to live in a shithole with a church every 10 feet for some reason."

Guy 2: "Rockford IL is the place for you my man."

by M978y4f October 5, 2012

Rockford

A big small town that your parents and your grandparents probably grew up in too. Popularity matters because Rockford kids never leave. If you aren’t a football star or one of the girls sucking him off good luck getting anywhere. The kids tend to do coke, but only stoners get arrested because that’s a drug for poor people. Oh and don’t move here if you’re not white, unless being treated like you have a rare disease is appealing to you.

Person one: I went to high school in Rockford

Person two: oh so you’re rich?
Person one: No, but my parents were cousins!

by Iamyourvapelord July 9, 2018

Rockford, Illinois

Not alot of things to do, but if u have alot of friends being bored can be fun with them. There is alot of unemployment and alot of drug dealers. Basically alot of crime. The suburbs probally has the lowest crime rate and the westside probally has the most. There is not alot of smart drivers so better look more then one time before crossing the street. Entertaining things to do are:go to the rockford speedway to watch races,go to the waterfront to listen to music and get on rides,go to wingding to go listen to famous bands,go to metrocentre to see whatever is there,or just look for regular things to do. There is alot of marijuana and cocaine. Alot of rednecks,african americans,and mexicans. Some like it some dont but if u live there u learn to deal with it.

Rockford, Illinois

by countingmoneyjar June 25, 2009

Rockford, IL

A town in NW Illinois, consisting of about 150,000 people. In general, there is nothing to do but smoke the refer, and get drunk off our asses. Rockford is pretty much known for having an incredibly high crime rate (partially due to the high unemployment). If planning to come to Rockford, make sure u come during a good time, like the Waterfront or Wing Ding, where you can watch people of all races come together in huge gatherings of drunkeness.

Best thing about Rockford: Hot Catholic School Girls Best thing to avoid: Mexicans, the West Side, Machesny Park, and Auburn High School

by Nick JizzUnit April 8, 2005

rockford lutheran

high school mostly known for having rich white kids who hotbox the bathroom during pass periods and think they’re the shit at sports but loses almsot even football game every year.also most commonly said word in the halls is “snake” or “blunt”....all freshman drink to be “cool” and say nigga to be cool

man 1:what high school did you go to?
man 2:i went to rockford lutheran
man 1: damn so you know about all the snakes

by lmaoooooothot November 1, 2017

rockford

City in NW Illinois. A former heavy manufacturing center, this gritty city is now known for high taxes, high crime, and high unemployment.

There's nothing to do in Rockford.

by beaman February 24, 2004