rare as rocking horse shit

To never exist. Very rare. Not easily obtainable

That's as rare as rocking horse shit.

by teddyc June 23, 2008

rocking chair

Trucker CB (citizens band) slang for the position of a vehicle in a line of vehicles that is neither at the front or rear of the line. A vehicle in the "rocking chair" is supposedly protected from law enforcement or smokey because it can receive warning by CB radio from those vehicles ahead and behind about oncoming (or overtaking) patrol cars, speed traps, etc.

I was in the rocking chair and escaped a speeding ticket because the lead trucker warned me of a patrolman with a radar gun (Kojak with a Kodak).

by Pool July 7, 2006

party rocking

Having an extremely loud, out of control party. Commonly used term by the band LMFAO. If you show up to a party already tore up you say "sorry for party rocking."

Sorry for party rocking
If you show up already tore up this is what you saySorry for Party Rocking
And if your blacked out with your sack out this is what you say
Sorry For Party Rocking
And if you throw up in your hoe's cup this is what you say
Sorry for Party Rocking
And if she has a hissy fit cause your whisky dick this is what you say
Sorry For Party Rocking

"Sorry For Party Rocking" by LMFAO

by princessbxoxo May 2, 2012

Rokering

The act of pleasuring yourself while watching "Wake Up With Al".

I came home early only to find Jon Rokering in the living room.

by ibitestuff February 11, 2014

pocketing your parts

When someone puts their hands in thier pockets and pulls on their parts mainly males not as common in females.

*girl walks by*

*guy puts hands in pockets and pulls on his parts*

Jeff: did you see that fine lady?
Cody: Sure did!
Didn't she make you think about pocketing your parts?!

by PeachButt February 10, 2017

pocketing your parts

When one puts their hand in their pockets and pulls on their parts

Dude! I totally saw you pocketing your parts at the party last night

by PeachButt February 10, 2017

Hard Rocking

Short for "Hard Rock Hotel-ing", hard rocking is when you have a living space all to yourself for an extended amount of time and you know you will be undisturbed, so you are comfortable enough to walk around naked and erect, or "hard as a rock" as if you are alone in a hotel, and masturbate wherever you want, whenever you want. Similar to the known Hard Rock Hotel.

Chad: "Bro, the fam is going away for a week, got the house all to myself!"
Bob: "That's sick, bro! Are you gonna be hard rocking the whole time?"
Chad: "That's disgusting bro, but probably"

by brosephsinsky June 27, 2023