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roach knight

When your significant other sees a roach in the bathroom and comes running into the bedroom pleading with you to slay the beast. You don't cower or pretend that you are sleeping, you grab a hammer or appropriate weaponry and kill it. You sir are a roach knight.
There is a roach in the bathroom can you kill it! No way, I'm no roach knight.
by LeJohn James January 3, 2018
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Road Roaches

Motorcycle riders, more specifically the crotch rocket category. They are a rare breed of insufferable mirror smashing animalistic heathens who all seem to have their own "moto vlog" YouTube channel. While watching said vlogs and hearing their tourette like outbursts of an attempt to be quirky and funny you come to the realization that they deserve every hatred and loathing that comes their way.
Earlier today I was at the red light and a biker looked at me, smashed my mirror and called me "A fucking Cager" and sped off. God I hate Road Roaches.
by Intricate Observer November 8, 2020
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roachweiler

A cross between a roach and a rottweiler. An extremely skillful, mythical creature that is mysterious and can survive most anything.
The roachweiler nearly attacked when it was provoked, but was able to escape by relaxing with a pedicure.
by TamCam January 8, 2009
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Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.
I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.
by Dancerooster October 12, 2021
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Roach Gigz

That dude Roach Gigz got gas, they be slappin his songs everywhere brah.
by This Is The Truth Cousin March 20, 2009
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Diva Roach

A real diva roach is defined both by an obsession with superficiality and themselves (i.e. diva); and generally being a disgusting insect who just won't die (i.e. roach). The term is thus a profound insult reserved only for the most vile of rat cowards or reversals in evolution.

etymology: early 21st century, from diva + roach
Amir Valerie Blumenfeld: I've been acting like a real... a real diva roach for the past seven... eight years.

Jacob Penn Cooper Hurwitz: Don't you think at that point it's not acting like anything, you just are a diva roach? Like some sort of reverse evolution?
by MAV28 April 23, 2014
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Al Qaeda Roaches

A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.
Damn them mf Al Qaeda Roaches are actually assitry
by Joe Biden's Stool Sample January 12, 2019
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