Mrs. Rito

A term for an English teacher. Not hateful. Just another way of saying English teacher.

James called his teacher Mrs. Rito, cause he was in English.

by 1786319082371273108937 May 24, 2013

ricochet biscuit

A biscuit that you bounce off a wall and into your mouth. If it doesn't bounce back, you go hungry.

I'm so hungry, my ricochet biscuit didn't bounce back!

by Suisare July 28, 2004

Ritchelle

a gorgeous girl who is nice, sweet, and sassy. Sometimes quiet and patient but when she's around a group shes wild and fun. She can talk for hours or just have no idea what's going on. She is very talented who has every guy desiring her. She cares for everyone around her but dont make that fool you she is tough. People who dont know her want to know her and people who know her cant get enough of her.

I really want to be a Ritchelle.
That's Ritchelle.

by 458236975 November 14, 2010

ritonkulous

1. Adjective describing the drunken actions and/or general state of being of someone after a long night of excessive Honky Tonkin'.

2. Describing something in a Honky Tonk directly related to or affected by someone in a state of absurd inebriation.

3. Also can be used to describe something in a Honky Tonk that is exceedingly good.

Ex. 1 - "Hey dude, remember that guy who lined up 4 Jagerbombs a little while ago. I just saw him barfing in the urinal. It was ritonkulous."

Ex. 2 - "Those two ritonkulously hot chicks by the dance floor are eyeing us. Get some beers and let's go make a move."

by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009

Ritchied

1) To Ritchie, is the premeditated act of pretending you want to hang out with someone when you have the ulterior motive to get them to do something for you; it is generally characterised by an outcome where the Ritchier makes a net benefit off the person Ritchied.

Lad 1: "Man, Dave invited me around for brews, so I brought a carton and when I got there he wanted me to help move his pool table... Fuck. I think I got Ritchied!?!"
Lad 2: "Yeah bro, you got Ritchied to the fucking nines!"

2) The act of delegating tasks more demanding than your own to achieve an outcome with the least effort.

Ritchie: "Okay guys, if you guys mow the lawn and I put away this salt shaker, we'll be able to start the BBQ in no time!"
Guys: "Okay!
(10 minutes later) ... fuck. Did we just get Ritchied?"

3) Ritchie-ing is also more successful whilst making oneself look busy doing other tasks (but actually not doing anything at all besides walking around quickly...)

Ritchier - in present tense, the one with the motives to, or, in past tense the one who has; pulled a Ritchie on you.

Ritchied - the victim of the Ritchie who came around with the best of intentions, to drink brews with his mate!

by RitchiedRichie May 19, 2013

Riotcreeb

/rīōkrēb/

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A person (typically male) who stalks another person on the internet.

"Ugh, that guy is such a riotcreeb."

by RespectTheFancy December 4, 2020

ricock

Short for ricoculous or ricockulous.

Something incredibly outrageous and tremendously beyond the use of the word ridiculous.

An inappropriate twist off of ricoc and ricock.

What you just did to Phil was completely ricock.

Urban Dictionary is completely ricock with all its crazy definitions of urban words.

Geoff's dildo is ricock, you've got to see it!

by Michael Zadorian March 17, 2007