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Long Riston

A small shitty village in East Riding with absolutely nothing to do in it, so just dont bother coming here 👌🏻
The park is a piece of shit anyway
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Long Riston
Person 1: Oh that crappy village with nowt to do
Person 2: Thats the one
by Lukeeyre October 10, 2019
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foreskin restoration

What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.
Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.
by Eugene Wilkinson September 5, 2008
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riptor (noun)

Someone who is perpetually high.
"Yo riptor, let's go smoke a blount."
by riptor December 27, 2008
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Rictor

Dude that show was off the rictor!
Damn that girl's ass is off the rictor!
by 2bboc September 6, 2016
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Risto

-noun
1. a member of an aristocracy, especially a noble.

2. a person who has the tastes, manners, etc., characteristic of members of an aristocracy.

3. anything regarded as the best, most elegant, or most stylish of its kind.

-adjective

1. belonging to or favoring the upper class.

2. characteristic of the most elegant and noble.

3. what people think they are referencing when calling something bourgy but are sadly confusing their words.
She bought a plane since she was single and doesn't have kids- but that's because she's risto.

"Go risto status and make him pass a challenge first! He must prove himself a worthy suitor!"
by bucketface lebowski May 20, 2014
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riston

When one unexpectedly defecates in one's own pants, due to extreme heat.
Damn! I just ristoned.

Hey, wanna go to a restaurant?
Can't, I just ristoned.

What the heck is that??
Sorry, I ristoned.

Boy its hot out, I think I might Riston pretty soon.

Man, seeing the temperature report makes me want to Riston.
by Sweet Loads May 21, 2004
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riston

A loveable, yet gangly office creature who stopped maturing after university. This has led to a life of intramural sports, socks with sandals, and a propensity for much younger females, and useless trivia. Quick witted, and dangerous when cornered.
He was so friendly until I cornered him, then he became such a Riston. Yikes!
by Big Yellow Man July 30, 2003
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