Hipster Repellent

Overproduced, mainstream music that is useful only for deterring hipsters from venturing too close to your automobile.

Jak: "Yo man dawg, dem hipsters be ridin' right close up to our bumper. We need to blast sum hipster repellent pronto!"

D: "Ain't no thang. I'll just pop sum o' dat Lil Wayne Taio Cruz LMFAO shit in 2 da tape deck and we'll be solid bro."

by HYLGMS March 1, 2012

Ripley's Law

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.

Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!

by Identity4 June 3, 2010

riperoni

When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.

Person 1:"That guy Mario lost his ID card"
Person 2:"Thats total riperoni"

by Docter N October 14, 2017

riperino

A response to something bad that occured

I failed my chemistry exam! Riperino!

by RIP Riperino April 3, 2018

Clown Repellent

A chemical mixture made by an elite team of scientists that has the ability to force anyone with clown tendencies to instantly die

Omg Maxine is such a clown *Sprays clown repellent in maxines eyes*

by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019

Guy Ripley

Guy Ripley, the alter ego of Cobra Starship's Ryland Blackington, is a reporter for BBC World News. Ripley is known for asking the most interesting questions and for having an enormous crush on Victoria Asher of Cobra Starship and William Beckett of The Academy Is... Guy is often referred to as 'The Queen of Fangirls.' His catch phrase is Delicious and has openly voiced his opinion that Ryland Blackinton is a better guitar player than Michal Guy Chislett of The Academy Is... . Ripley has his own mini series on TAI TV called "Guy Ripley's True Things." He can be spotted in random places, from The Honda Civic Tour, to Leeds, UK, to The VMA's. He is especially fond of William Beckett and frequently asks William to sign his shoe. Guy was touched and excited when William patted his shoulder at the 2007 VMAs without having to ask him to do so.

Did you know that Guy Ripley is the Queen of Fangirls?

by Santi__ December 6, 2007

Ripe Fart

A fart that has extreme potentcy. Requires cover of the mouth and noise.

Damn dude, that was a ripe fart

by Jake Carmel December 9, 2007