Ranceur

Noun. A ranceur is a person who you can not count on or get a hold of. A ranceur is also someone who is frequently late or does not show up to an event/place, even when saying they will do so. Rance can also be added to someones name if they are a certified ranceur

Calvin: Where's Nick?
Bob: I don't know, he ranced.

Calvin: Dude, meet me at 6 oclock, don't rance
Nick: kk

Calvin: I told Nick to pick me up food
Bob: Why, he's a ranceur

Ohhhh! What's up Nick-Rance!

by TonyTonz January 16, 2017

Jerry Rice

Jerry Lee Rice (born October 13, 1962) is a former American football wide receiver. He is widely considered to be the greatest wide receiver in NFL history and among the greatest NFL players at any position.1 On November 4, 2010, Rice was chosen by NFL Network's NFL Films production The Top 100: NFL's Greatest Players as the greatest player in NFL history. He was teammates with some of the best QBs of all-time that is Joe Montana and Steve Young.

He is the all-time leader in most major statistical categories for wide receivers2 and the all-time NFL leader in receptions, touchdown receptions, and yards. Rice was selected to the Pro Bowl 13 times (1986–1996, 1998, 2002) and named All-Pro 12 times in his 20 NFL seasons. He won three Super Bowl rings playing for the San Francisco 49ers and an AFC Championship with the Oakland Raiders.

Did you see that pass from Steve Young to Jerry Rice?
Yeah, did you see what Jerry Rice did after that.
Yeah, thats vintage Jerry Rice.

by david faustino December 28, 2012

Peas and rice

An alternative to "Jesus Christ", used when you're not allowed to swear or blaspheme, i.e in Church, at a religious school. Also used depending upon your religion, if you are a part of a religion where it is forbidden to swear, or use obsenities "peas and rice" may be used as an alternative to "Jesus Christ".
Mainly used when you make a stupid mistake.

Person 1: *does something stupid*
Person 2: *points out the stupid occurrence*
Person 1: Peas and rice, that was possibly the most stupid thing I have ever done!

by edwardinho edwards September 21, 2011

rincewind

Character from the discworld series. Failed wizard, who carries one of the eight most powerful spells in the world in his mind. Only trouble is, he doesn`t know how to use it. AND that`s the only spell he can learn.

by Schteen May 22, 2003

life is like rice

Life Is hard

Don't judge people, umuntu, you are a person, they are a person, I'm a person, we're all persons ,don't judge it Because life is like rice

by Druggie Z April 26, 2023

rice picking

The act of going out in search of Asian woman to take home.

Let's go rice picking tonight, I know a place with a lot of fine ass Asian women.

by gintodamus March 10, 2010

Ricer-Sleeper

A vehicle, usually an import tuner, that is heavily modified under the hood (built engine, forced induction etc), capable of being faster than most other modified cars, however has non-performance damaging flamboyant cosmetic modifications (stickers, a large spoiler, hood/roof scoops, large obnoxious muffler).

A ricer-sleeper accomplishes being a sleeper (a car that does not look fast but really is) by appearing to be a ricer (a car that is modified to look cool and fast but in reality is not).

Guy 1: OMG! LOOK AT THAT RICER! Looks like he took the Fast and Furious trend too far...

Guy 2: LAWL YES, i bet it's a stock, base model, automatic!

Guy 3: That thing just beat my 300HP Nissan 5 minutes ago...

Guy1: OMGAWD its a sleeper??

Guy2: OH SHIZ! It's a ricer-sleeper.

by poopnikker February 18, 2011