Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."
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The greatest Quarterback in the history of Kansas Jayhawks football. Starting QB from 2007 to 2009. Set KU passing records for yards, total yards, touchdowns, total TDs, completions, QB rating, and completion percentage. Led the Jayhawks to a 12-1 season and an Orange Bowl victory as a sophomore. Was the Orange Bowl MVP in their win against Virginia Tech. The greatest Big 12 player that never won the Heisman that isn't named Adrian Peterson.
In 2007, Todd Reesing and the Kansas Jayhawks hung 76 points on the Nebraska Cornhuskers, the most Nebraska's football team has ever given up in a game in the programs history. Todd Reesing is the KU football GOAT.
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Get the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups mug.(Noun) 1. Social, political and economic philosophy designed to disassemble (with the intent to destroy) democratic republican ideals and institutions and supplant them with pro-corporate economic primacy. This philosophy is designed to benefit the economic elite, usually corporate, over or at the expense of other communal or societal institutions, such as governments. A practitioner of recessivism champions corporate personhood and rights often at the direct expense of the environment, flesh and blood human rights and socio-economic conditions. Practitioners typically pursue deregulation of financial institutions to the point of facilitating the cannibalistic stage of capitalism.
Recessivism leads us to believe that America was best under the proto-fascist fusion of the British Monarchy, Parliament and the British East India Company.
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Bob: I just had a reesasm after I ate that chocolatey, piece of heaven.
Bob: I just had a reesasm after I ate that chocolatey, piece of heaven.
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Sure, he's ugly. But the economy isn't too hot right now, we all have to resort to recession dating.
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