Man last night was crazy... I followed her into the bathroom and she said she had to take a dump. I wanted a reverse blumpkin “pauly” so reluctantly she gave in.
by Notsoswift December 19, 2019
Get the Reverse Blumpkin “Pauly” mug.by FlappiVajyna May 29, 2021
Get the Reverse blumpkin mug.A reverse reverse blumpkin is when a variation of the blumpkin where a woman is occupying the toilet because she needs to vomit, and a man who is too impatient to wait to poop decides to just go on her head
"Man, last night I had to poop so bad, I just ran in and ended up crapping all over some drunk girls' head"
"Dude, that's what you call a reverse reverse blumpkin"
"Dude, that's what you call a reverse reverse blumpkin"
by blumpkin699 December 15, 2008
Get the reverse reverse blumpkin mug.A sexual act in which someone sucks you off while they're taking a shit, resulting in them busting a nut all over the freshly laid pile of poop. Creating a glazed "poonut."
She was totally down with the reverse blumpkin glazed poonut. So we did it in the bathroom at the church her parents make her attend for all to see.
by noturavgirlie May 14, 2015
Get the Reverse Blumpkin Glazed Poonut mug.A Reverse Blumpkin is an act referring to the sexual act, The Blumpkin. However in this variation, the woman masturbates the man. As he ejaculates, he does so into the toilet while deficating into the woman's mouth. Viola, The Reverse Blumpkin.
Tim: Did she give you a blumpkin?
Eric: Yeah man, a REVERSE BLUMPKIN!!
Tim: That's the shit.
Eric: That's what she said.
Eric: Yeah man, a REVERSE BLUMPKIN!!
Tim: That's the shit.
Eric: That's what she said.
by tweek9845 December 14, 2009
Get the Reverse Blumpkin mug.The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.
Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.
Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.
Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.
by yanoosFinallySpoke February 3, 2009
Get the Faux Reverse Blumpkin mug.The act of a reverse Blumpkin, The male goes on all fours while on the toilet, facing the cistern, the female puts her mouth between the male's bum cheeks. He starts to masterbate, as he reaches climax he ejaculates into toilet while shitting into the woman's mouth.
Jack: "Dude , I got a blumpkin last night!
John: "NICE!"
Jerry: "Thats nothing, I got a Reverse Blumpkin last night, and it was Jacks' Mom!"
John: "OH MY GOD! NICE!"
John: "NICE!"
Jerry: "Thats nothing, I got a Reverse Blumpkin last night, and it was Jacks' Mom!"
John: "OH MY GOD! NICE!"
by Adelaide123 November 11, 2009
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