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retract

When someone uses a verbal insult against another person you are to grab the wrist of that person slap their fore arm hard and yell RETRACT which means "take that back" in which the person says simply retract which forgives all things said
Nino is such a Rick (grab, slap) RETRACT!! I retract
by Bliton7 May 17, 2006
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retracted

When a man puts his dick back into his pants to soon after taking a piss and therefore lets a few drips into his pants.
Godamnit i just retracted again
by Smig January 15, 2008
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retractile vomiting

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.
Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.
by Nathan T. Freeman December 30, 2008
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retractamatum

When you retract your ultimatum. Only ever used in a moment of absolute weakness.
I've changed my mind and would like to retractamatum.
by mesh79 April 24, 2010
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Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.
Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021
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Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.
*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019
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retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked
"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"
by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015
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