retracgna

The most Amazing woman you’ll ever meet it’s like running into a field full of flowers every time you lay next to her in bed her smiles like a rainbow in the sky and put upside down and it’s you’re high every hour of the day when she’s around but she has times where she gets a little frown upside down smile only for a little while then it turns into a super huge smile that’s why ang carter when you read this and smile maybe realize why I try because I love you so much will u one day be my wife Maybe if I make u smile miss ang carter-flegel well will u marry me ang. Krf

Retracgna will u marry me or atleast come give me one more chance please baby I love you KRF.

retracgna by Your real old man ang September 29, 2020

retractable vagina 

A vagina that can go back to being tight after having an extremely large dick inside it.

DAMNN LEANN! YOU HAVE A RETRACTABLE VAGINA! HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH!

retractable vagina by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009

The Retraction / Retractaballs 

The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower.

The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'

Symptoms:

An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive

Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire

Definition of The Retraction / Retractaballs

"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."

"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"

"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."

"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"

"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."

"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."

The Retraction / Retractaballs by bigwillytom January 13, 2013

Premature Retraculation 

The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.

This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.

Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!

Premature Retraculation by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010

retractable balls

n. The tallent some of your buddies have developed to become completly pussy whipped. When they ditch the bros for the hoes on a consistant basis. In most cases the retracter is able to drop them again, but in some cases they dissappear forever. Just like your mother used to tell you if you make a face long enough it will stick, if you don't use them you lose them.

One of my "friends" has lost his manhood due to his retractable balls.

retractable balls by stoggit May 14, 2003

seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket 

An extremely annoying person who doesn't care.

He is a seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket by the seven gauger April 22, 2020

retractamatum 

When you retract your ultimatum. Only ever used in a moment of absolute weakness.

I've changed my mind and would like to retractamatum.

retractamatum by mesh79 April 24, 2010