4 definitions by Dick Widebum

Ashlakh

The act of breaking a female's jaw and repeatedly thrusting ones penis as far as he can down her throat while listening to death metal.

George: Hey Gugenheim! Got any plans this Friday night?

Gugenheim: yeah I'm gonna Ashlakh my Mom against a cinder block. How bout you?

by Dick Widebum August 26, 2019

Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.

*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.

by Dick Widebum August 25, 2019

Errrrr

The sound one makes after hearing seeing something extremely moronic.

Kid 1: Is that bitch sucking that kid off under that blankit?

Kid 2: holy shit I think she is!

Kid 3: Errrrr

by Dick Widebum August 25, 2019

Spigger

Describes a person from African or Hispanic descent.

Synonyms: Blaxican

I hate spiggers

by Dick Widebum September 1, 2019