Carter Reilander

Extremely short, his life revolves around his biceps, he is a big nerd, wears glasses, and does not own a comb. Sometimes identified by his Fortnite shirt or Gamers Gonna Game T-shirt.

Man, why is that Carter Reilander coming closer to me, and why is he flexing?

by ilikekeneticsand September 1, 2022

retina dragon

similar to a white dragon, but the donut glaze excretes from the eyes.

Ohhh randy, That retina dragon (eeee!! ><)took the redness out of my eyes. Love sam. (eee

by randizzle-eeeeee>< September 18, 2008

retina threatening

Something or someone really unattractive.

I got set up on a blind date and they were totally retina threatening.

by JRazz March 26, 2010

reptilan nerd

someone who sits for hours in final cut until you become a lizard.

Dude I have been working for hours and i feel like a reptilan nerd.

by urbanwordhunter April 15, 2010

Rutilate

Rutilated / rutilate, to get shafted, fucked, To be had, taken advantage of, duped, describes violent animalistic sex, usually used as an irreverent description of male-male sodomy.

Its always important to understand ones cell phone contract, other wise your cell phone provider will rutilate you to the morgue with hidden fees, poor service and unreasonable contracts.

I rulitated a hooker in the ass on sunday, she will probably have to sit on one of those rubber donuts for the next week. LOL! *high five*

by starinsideahumansuit October 3, 2010

retina supereosis

A condition that only allows a person to watch video in high definition.

My retina supereosis prevented me from watching those leaked Game of Thrones episodes.

by yourparadigm April 20, 2015

reilan

The cutest most awesome girl a guy could ask for

Reilan is walking down the street and eating a large ice cream cone

by Ryno1123 December 1, 2017