Retardernet

Retardernet: (noun) Referring to your internet, when it is in a non-cooperative mood.

'The internets being retarded and not working, we need to fix it.' Would become: 'We need to fix the retardernet.'

by Will Hotchkiss. July 28, 2013

retardeder

Ashley McAdam

Ashley is retardeder

by urgayass March 6, 2020

Retardated

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.

the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements

by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

Retardeceptionist

A person who occupies an administrative position (namely the Receptionist or Front Desk position), who is inept and exhibits the inability to do the simplest of tasks. A combination of the words "retard" and "receptionist."

After being told that our email was down due to problems with the server, the retardeceptionist asked, "Should I call the server?"

by Amy February 25, 2004

Retarderate

An action which causes retardation in others. Also defined as that which makes you retarded.

My physics class retarderates me every time- I come out dumber than I was when I went in!
George Bush can retarderate anyone- after ten minutes of listening to him, retardation is inevitable.

by aidsdate.com June 2, 2011

retardesting

When something is so retarded that its interesting.

jack: the earth is flat.

me: wow that's retardesting.

by Autistic Autist June 12, 2019

retardeder

contraction for more retarded

shut up, you're SO retardeder than me!

by someone January 12, 2005