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New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.
I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries
by fightthepower January 5, 2010
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revolutionary whore

Alexander Hamilton. It's like revolutionary war but since he cheated on his wife and was part of the first American sex scandal, he's a revolutionary whore
Alexander Hamilton was such a revolutionary whore speaking since he was part of the first American sex scandal.
by Qween Boy March 18, 2017
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Resolutionarium

Resolutionarium (res-o-lu-tion-ar-i-um) Noun

As a noun, it encapsulates more than just a physical location; it's the crucible of your personal evolution, a sanctuary for the world's Resolutionaries.

A resolutionarium is a sacred space that invites introspection and stirs the soul. It's a fortress of solitude for reading, writing, reflecting, and contemplating. But it's also a launchpad for inspired action, a place where thought meets deed, and dreams start their journey towards reality.

The resolutionarium is not just a location; it's an experience. It embodies the transformative power of resolutions and the indomitable human spirit that seeks continuous self-improvement.
Example:

"I'm heading to the Museum of Art History or MAH, in Santa Cruz, to immerse myself in the world's first resolutionarium. The aura of the place whispers of infinite possibilities and a thousand journeys embarked upon.

The star attraction? The trailblazing resolutionary, "Resolved To Evolve Vol. 3", a collection brimming with 845 universal resolves. This treasure of wisdom, taking inspiration from the legendary TV show, "Kung Fu", is a testament to our shared quest for evolution and betterment.

A visit to the resolutionarium is not just a walk through an exhibit; it's an encounter with the potential that lies within each of us. It's an inspiring reminder that every day brings a new opportunity to write a fresh chapter in the story of our lives. Come, explore, and leave as a new version of yourself - evolved, inspired, and resolved to shape your destiny."

Someday there will be a resolutionarium in every city, and a resolutionary in every home. As lessons are learned, and resolves added, the family resolutionary will grow and evolve with each person, over the course of generations.

The human family is resolved to evolve. Be the one to start your families resolutionary, and visit and contribute your resolves the the worlds resolutionariums.
by Possibility Advocate May 17, 2023
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Revolutionary War

The day that America broke it off with England because he wasn't big enough.
America: ...You wernt big enough *has a Revolutionary War and wins* I shall break away, and show you how big I can be.
England: Will you come back?
America: I shall, and I'll fuck you with it.

Years later, England's sucking on America's 'Florida'
by Francis Bonnefoy of France April 20, 2011
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School Revolutionary

That one kid that argues the meaning of school’s importance, and what things should and shouldn’t be taught. They have a weird obsession with taking over the school or going on strike. These people can appear in any grade, but are most likely to appear in the later grades of primary school.
Teacher: When was the war of 1812?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why aren’t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?
by Roasted beans March 14, 2022
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Revolutionary

Something people will call you when you do or say something either extremely stupid, or extremely obvious.
Guy 1: Dude, Did you know that Dolphins are really just gay sharks?
Guy 2: Woah dude, that's revolutionary
by actualtrash42069 January 19, 2018
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Gender Revolutionary

Any and all individuals who challenge the confines of the gender binary system - includes drag kings, drag queens, transgender, transsexual, cross dressers, and all manner of other individuals.
"Evan is a gender revolutionary - he doesn't let society tell him what it means to be male or female. He decides for himself."
by Johnny Class March 23, 2005
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