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resting my eyes

The phrase you say when your are falling asleep on the couch and someone tells you not to fall asleep. You should explain why you are "resting your eyes" so it is more believable.
Wife - "Hey, don't fall asleep it is early, we need to get stuff done."

Husband - "Oh I'm not, I'm just resting my eyes, I sat infront of the computer all day at work."
(5 MIN LATER)
Husband - zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
by Mohammed April 5, 2005
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Resting cunt face

One step up from resting bitch face.

Resting bitch face is usually an inaccurate representation of a woman's demeanor and mood. Many women who have a resting bitch face are actually nice and in a good mood.

This is not so with a resting cunt face. This is the visage of a heinous woman. A woman with a resting cunt face is a woman, who, without any doubt, is indeed, a cunt. You can see the malice in her eyes, and the scorn in her lips. Her pores permeate jealousy and spite and you just know, with complete certainty, that this woman is a nasty piece of work.
Ann Coulter has a resting cunt face. I just want to punch her.
by Princess Amy's Peasant January 31, 2018
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Smoking resin

What to do when you run out of weed (and cash) and you smoke primarily with a bong, pipe or other type paraphernalia.
Scrape, scrape, scrape, roll, roll, roll, it's a dirty job.
Light it up and it can taste like inhaling motor oil or industrial rubber,

but it gets you baked, chinese eyes high, or even blitzed in some cases.
However, it may also do nothing whatsoever, sadly

which means you just wasted your fucking time

and got your hands sticky and dirty as shit for no reason at all.
"i just ran out of weed and been smoking resin for the last few days."
by "stoner dude" apparently March 17, 2018
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resting bitch face

The face a person makes that makes them look as if they are angry, irritated, or depressed, but are usually just relaxing or deeply thinking about something.
"Are you okay, you look pissed"

Yeah, I'm fine, this is just my resting bitch face.
by Suburbanz71 June 9, 2018
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Resin Hand

Condition that is caused by getting weed resin on one's hands, usually occuring after the cleaning/emptying of a bowl, bong, pipe, etc. Common side effects include sticky hands/fingers, impossible-to-remove black goo, and lingering pot odor.
Person 1: Dude I don't know if I can go to class today.
Person 2: Why not? We aren't even that high.
Person 1: I just got resin hand. I think I'm gonna have to wash my hands for the next hour to get rid of the stickyness and stench.
by Baby Kush July 4, 2012
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Resin Mining

The laborious task of scraping cannabis resin from a thoroughly scraped glass pipe, typically administering a modified paperclip.
I need to find a new dealer in town. I was resin mining through an entire Netflix movie before I had enough to smoke.
by This_is_Herman_Cain! December 29, 2014
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resting ho face

Wow Daniel has a bad case of resting ho face.
by AKKPANO June 9, 2016
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