repost police

A member of an online community who obsessively points out messages that contain information that has previously been posted.

The repost police on this board are truly annoying.

by Ryan Meier March 3, 2007

Progress Reports

When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.

Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."

by boredlikehell34 December 19, 2008

repidundant

Use of many word with the same meaning when just one would do, to add humor to an email or conversation

I've got enough nominations so I'm closing, completing, concluding, finishing, finishing off, finalizing, winding up, wrapping up, terminating, polishing off, ending, and stopping the list

That guy with the talking suitcase is mad, crazy, nutty, loony, loopy, wacko, bonkers, demented, dotty, gaga, headcase, nutcase, fruitcase, suitcase, screwball, etc, etc;

Cheers, Prost, Gayola, Na zdraví, Skål, Slainte, and everything, and stuff, and all that.

Ace, first-rate, spiffing, super, wicked, wizzo, and everything, and stuff, and all that.

That's enough redundipition and repidundant

by noddy330 June 24, 2009

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Report Card

The source of all nightmares for kids, generally containing mostly C's when the student has promised his parents good marks.

"Timmy, how did you do," Asked the mother curiously.
"Oh...right... Remember how how you told me you loved me yesterday, before these report cards existed...?

by Vlad E. September 27, 2009

repo

To repossess. Often done after a loan is defaulted on.

They repo'ed my car today.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003

repo'd kids

when the Department of Social Services takes custody of your children because you are an unfit parent.

Where are your kids?" "Oh, DSS came the other day and repo'd the kids- I'm working on gettin' 'em back next week after this weekend's party. repo'd kids

by realerthananybody January 2, 2011