resistonce

The word "resistonce" is not meant to be confused with its counterpart "resistance", meaning "a group of persons who oppose a force". The word resistonce means "a group of no more than two persons who,although severly outnumbered, are extremely stubborn to give up their resisting, despite how stupid it may be". This word is pronounced normally with a faulty French accent, and has emphasis on the ending "once", such as the "resistooonnnnnnnnnccccceeeeee!!"
The part "once" is NEVER to be said like the word "once", such as "I once got my head stuck in the toilet." NEVER.

J: "Hey, why don't you help us build our fort?"

M & B *with faulty French accents*: "NEVER!! THE RESISTOOONNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEE!!"

other J *dead to the world*: "Aaaahgbheh...be quiet!! I'm trying to SLEEP!!"

B & M *more faulty French accents*:"ACK! NO! THE RESISTONCE!!"

*dives back into fort snickering*

J *weirded out*:"oookkkkkk..." *backs away*

by **spazzy** January 20, 2007

repost police

A member of an online community who obsessively points out messages that contain information that has previously been posted.

The repost police on this board are truly annoying.

by Ryan Meier March 3, 2007

money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.

Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

patriot rapist

A term used for a soldier when doing what he has been trained to do.

We don’t like thinking about the wider disturbing reality of war which includes the actions of the patriot rapist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

fun rapist

A person who goes out of their way to ruin everyone else's fun.

Fred: Dude, we should totally not do the math homework and play games instead!
Bob: Nah, I think we should just do it and get it over with.
George: I agree with Bob...
Fred: You guys are such fun rapists!

by Nate Morse April 28, 2006

grapist rapist

A small white male who rapes grapes

Luke was a grapist rapist

by Your aunt November 15, 2016

Time Rapist

An individual who consumes your time with pointless boring stories that go no where and are riddled with inaccuracies . This individual is impervious to insult, anger, mockery or ridicule. He/She will bombard you with moronic conversation throughout the course of the day, which there is no escaping.

Time Rapist: "Excuse me, got a minute. I think I know the answer to this question, but 1 + 2 = 3 right?"

Victim: "Yes"

Time Rapist " Okay, thanks I thought so, but I just wanted to double check anyways, the calculator said three also but I just wanted to be extra sure. You know funny thing about three, February is the third month of the year, haw. And I have three uncles, haw haw. You know I have three cousins named Josh, haw. Wow..... Anyways 1 + 2 is 3 right? Just want to be sure....."

by AGENTRHARRIS December 13, 2018