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re-gift

To receive a crappy gift that you dont want or need and pass it on to someone else as a present.
Grandma gave me a horrible sweater for my birthday, so i re-gifted it to John for Christmas.
by sbrunner December 30, 2006
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Cash register

A rich chick or a chick with a rich daddy.
Justin V: I put my cock in a cash register on the weekend.

Chris A: What's a cash register?

Justin V: A very wealthy chick.
by Stirlingww January 13, 2010
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regifted

(noun)(verb)(adj) The act of giving a gift out of your collection of gifts received previously usually stuff you don't like or can't use or unwanted items. Good for any occasion. Term coined by Kelly Ripa on Live with Regis and Kelly.
Regift(s), -ing.
I regifted the crockpot Kelly gave me last fall to Linda.
I am the queen of regifting. That book has made it around New York City all though the regift process. My aunt, who is in her 80's, never regifts even though she has an attic full to the rafters. Look out, it's a regift!
by Filamena C May 26, 2008
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upgrade regifting

the act of regifting a recieved gift, however an additional five to ten dollars is spent to upgrade the gift to a larger size or better make. this in turn makes the giver feel more better about the regifting.
Jeff- "I'll be right back, I gotta go to the store to finish up my Christmas shopping."

Pops- "Whatcha gettin?"

Jeff- "Gonna take this flashlight back and get a bigger one. I love upgrade regifting.

Pops- "Didn't I get you a flashlight last year for Christmas?"
by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010
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register jockey

The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.
register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!
by MIT ckc May 6, 2008
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Register Rage

Noun. The barely-contained fury that swells up within you while waiting in line at Wal-Mart, Walgreens, Publix, etc. when some dumbass decides to use all their partial foodstamp checks to buy 80 different items.
I just had some serious Register Rage at Wal-Mart....why do foodstamp people take so long for chrissake???
by Danger Truelove September 17, 2012
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Register Clot

A person who continues shopping even though they have reached the cash register. They order cigarette cartons that are located in distant locked cabinets, paruse the lottery gaming options available to them, or wait for loved ones who are still retrieving that one can of refried beans that they forgot to pick up during their normal shopping rounds.
(husband & wife on cell phone)
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still deciding if they should buy the chunky or the creamy peanut butter".
by Russell H December 26, 2008
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