Restonia

A place in northern virginia )originally called Reston) where all the kids are stoners. THe town, founded in 1962 by colonizing Hippies, was based on the concept of a "Planned COmmunity", where everyone could live in peace and share the growth of the community together. Damn hippies and their pot plants. Look what happened to the children! Now, We all love the essence of being stoned, getting stoned, and the after affects of getting stoned (Munchies).
But we tend to stay away form the paranoid smokers...they are not welcome. Enjoy your stay here in "Restonia".

Blissfully stoned,
Christopher Carbone (C-Bone)

"Restonia Crew in the house."
"I'm in Fairfax right now, I'm headed to Restonia. I'll give you a call when I get there."

by Chris Carbone aka "Original Restoner" April 12, 2005

reetsngreetsn

A contraction of reet (meaning "Alright?") and greets (meaning "Greetings!"). Translated into full English, it can be read as "Greetings friend, how are you?".

Bill: Reetsngreetsn, Jeff.
Jeff: Hey Bill, I'm good, you?

by John Preston May 5, 2008

Reeson

Reeson is just a chill laid back person who stays true to himself.He always cares for other people and hardly ever says “no” to people.Reeson is a popular kid who everyone likes and has no haters.Also he’s a young wild nigga so ain’t shit you can tell him

“That guy is a Reeson for sure”

by UnknownKillerxx January 4, 2018

Rectongue

Tongue cumming out of your arse!

Let me rectongue your mother, your dirty little bitch.

by Sir plops September 2, 2022

reehon

He is from squid game

Is that reehon, from squid game?

by bigboibaby February 9, 2023

rentoner

Someone from The Renton. Small village in West Scotland. Birth place of Tobias Smollett. Best wee village in Scotland. Used to be very tight knit community until the Interlopers moved in. World famous sweetie shop Tom Swans, local people called it Tam Ducks. Winnie's local pub, vintage pub. Decor very very vintage. It's like a step back in time.

The rantan

The Renton. Renton rentonare rentonar rentoner

by BasketCase77 July 7, 2019

Reston

a sick (as in cool) place where all the cool ppl in Virgina have resided in at one point in their lives and a very dangerous place so watch out with what you say or u might end up raped, shot, beat, and/or killed
no joke

I live in Reston and i have seen some nasty things

by Dgreates1forever June 24, 2008