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Research

saying your going to wank but discreetly
person A: im going to do some research

person B: well clean up afterwords you disgusting basterd
by zyroid August 12, 2016
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research paper

a paper that you will write almost every year in high school or maybe not. usually a new format every year because the old one you spent hours doing is wrong. you have to cite your sources which your most likely fake and just put some fake names and books you only copied the title from.
cool i got a D, and i spent hours revising my old research paper
by hooptiehandler90 February 26, 2009
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human research technician

a politically correct term for someone who enjoys learning about other people by reading their facebook profile, scanning wall-to-wall conversations, and browsing through their friends.
"i'm not a facebook creep... i prefer human research technician."
by oliviamcm March 30, 2009
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anti-research grenade

noun /ˈæn.ti-rɪˈsɜːtʃ grəˈneɪd/

An object thrown at a person to distract them from the important research they should be doing.

An anti-research grenade should be something irresistibly interesting to a person. It is usually tailored to the persons specific interests. For example you may toss a small puzzle to a fan of riddles and games, or you may toss a light saber pen to a fan of Star Wars.

The victim must be doing research at the time of deployment, or the anti-research grenade will be ineffective.

A successful anti-research grenade should render the victim completely unable to perform any sort of productive activity.

An anti-research grenade is not something that the victim will be forced to spend time on, such as an open container of spaghetti. It should be something that the victim will willingly choose to spend time on so that the blame for their inactivity will ultimately fall upon the victim.
I threw a toy car with magnets on the bottom at Aaron and yelled, "anti-research grenade!" It was super effective.
by T-mix September 20, 2011
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Research

Increasingly, research seems to be showing that in most cases people's beliefs have little to do with the weight of the evidence.
Increasing "research?"

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Research

I was doing some "research" on 17th century painters last night.
by puadxe November 24, 2010
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for research purposes

When a man/woman asks about the name of someone, most likely women, or the name of something, so they can look it up and check them or it out.
Person One: I just found this picture of some hot girl, check it out.
Person Two: Can you send me that pic via e-mail for research purposes?
by WordsForDummies May 23, 2015
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