cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 19, 2008

RectumCrew

Lamers from .ca that hang around IRC and like to flood, take channels over, etc..

The stupid lamers from the RectumCrew flooded me

by w00t February 18, 2004

Rektumated

When someone gets rekt

Get Rektumated kid!

by Zorooq January 9, 2019

rectumizer

the greatest super hero of all time

"Look there goes the greatest superhero of all time,Rectumizer.

by Distorted Vision March 27, 2003

Rectumfied

When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.

Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs.
Eric: How much did it cost us?
Mike: Only four grand this time.

by St00pDawg July 15, 2010

Rectumperation

The period of time after engaging in rough anal sex, in which you abstain from the activity to give your ass time to recuperate.

"That gangbang was fun, but I'm going to need a long period of rectumperation."

by Raphael-Wolfgang November 29, 2011

rectometer

A device used to measure the vibrations caused by a fart.

He scored 40 counts per second on the rectometer with that last fart.

by Meagre Shit August 20, 2014