Not to be rude but

A phrase used at the beginning of a sentence indicating the person really IS about to be rude.

"Not to be rude but" those pants make your ass look fat.

by Thisnametaken September 26, 2008

Jordan Rudess

Formally trained keyboardist for the progressive metal band Dream Theater. He is also a Julliard alumnus, who has also played with the Dixie Dregs and Liquid Tension Experiment.

Jordan Rudess is perhaps the best keyboardist I've heard since Keith Emerson.

by Jack Bond August 6, 2006

Mexican Dutch Rudder

This act requires three or more males. Each in turn grips their erect penis with their right hand and the adjacent persons right forearm with their left hand. Then in a wave like motion moving down the chain they repeatedly pump their friends arm up and down until climax is experienced by all parties.

Ben: Guys if this plane goes down do you fancy a mexican dutch rudder on the way?
Allen: Whats one of those?
Dave: A three way bromance wank.
Allen: Why not eh...
Ben: Cool!

by kingchamp January 30, 2010

Rude Belt

The geographic area around and about the Northeastern United States, often characterized by directness in conversation and lack of extraneous chit-chat. People not from this area think the locals to be rude, with the term originating as a variation on pre-existing geographical designations within the U.S., such as the Rust Belt, Sun Belt, or Bible Belt.

Directions in the Rust Belt:
A: Hi! Can you tell me how do we get to Grand Rapids?
B: Sure can, been living here all my life. The freeway is just up the road a bit... Hey, where you from?
A: Oh, Florida originally.
B: Really? I got a cousin lives in Tampa.
A: Oh yeah? What part?
(...etc. etc.)

Directions in the Rude Belt:
A: Hi, excuse me, how do I get to Boylston Street?
B: See that stoplight? Go down six blocks, take a right. Go two more blocks. Bye!

by BourbonDictionary September 9, 2011

Rude Lucky

When you have a one night stand and when you are done, you set the alarm clock early, take a crap on it, and get the hell out of there.

Oh my, that bitch was so terrible, I had to leave a good old rude lucky.

I thought we had a great night, but then I slammed my hand on a rude lucky.

by Frosty Johnson October 31, 2020

Raudel

Raudel is the kind of person who will really knock you off your feet. He's extremely handsome and super charming and he will argue his way to getting what he wants! You won't really find many Raudels out there. He's very unique&different. I always find myself laughing at his lame messages, he's that type of person, who will always make me laugh my heart out . Even though i always have to put up with the fighting !,it's all worth it.

Raudel I love you Baby!

by Nayguaderrama September 21, 2013

rude tits

Breast so nice they are in some way offensive.

I had this english teacher in highschool who was a real bitch, but she made up for it with her rude tits.

by RyanMcF April 28, 2007