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The Raftery

Putting penis in between a girls breast and titty fucking her.
Yo man, i heard you and that girl did "the raftery" last night
by friendlyneighborrr October 14, 2011
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ratterre

a raterre is person, usually female, who can be defined simply as a slag,slut,hoe-bag, or rat. she is usually seen wearing fake ugg-boots, and a short skirt or short bright yellow shorts, and/or, an extremly low cut top or pulled up university top used as a makeshift bra.
This university top is ironic in that by the time she reaches uni, she would have slept with the population equvilant.
Raterres are an increasly problematic soical occurance; the median age of people losing their virginity in some populations in the UK have fallen significantly to around 11.4 years of age.
Another ironic thing about this is that raterres are unlikey to even attempt sex untill around the legal age, or near it, 16/15. Raterres are only likely to steal, cheat, destroy and dump guys from their commuities until 16.
Some scientists have blamed the worrying low median age of having sex on Raterres; well most scientists have; the theory is that couples are so worried about raterres destroying them, so they engage in sex to attempt to forestall their attack.

Raterres are always looking out for new guys to catch; preferring tactics such as stealing and cheating.
Ratteres are prey to ledendary social mysteries like woodland creatures; they devour and kill ratterres upon contact. However only one of these woodland species are known to kill ratterres and scientists are reaserching frantically for them; so a cure for the raterre problem; or at least a vaccine can be developed.

The word is taken from the words 'rat', meaning dirty, spread of bubonic dieases, etc. And the words 'terror', 'tear' or 'terrible'.
"OMGshe's such a ratterre; stealing my boyfriend!

argh! look at that ratterrre, she wears those bloody shorts even in January!

I want to stab that ratterre"

"argh!i think my best friend is a ratterre! What should I do?"
"callin the woodland creatures!"
by Lixxabethbabuh January 31, 2008
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To sell a product or service to someone at the same or close to what the product or service will cost you. Hence the person that you are selling to is being given a substantial discount on the normal price. As the term "mates rates" suggests this level of discount is usually only given to mates, or friends, of the person selling the product or service.
Bob: "Hey Johnno, how much did you pay for that computer?"
John: "Got it real cheap mate. Trev sold it to me at mates rates."
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rate my fit

Slang way of asking someone what he/she thinks of your outfit. If ever asked a question you don’t want to answer, say this. It works.
Person 1: Ayo were you fuckin my mom last night?
Person 2: rate my fit rq
Person 1: bro?
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weak under the rafters

I'm not surprised that he would say something that idiotic. I've always thought he was a little "weak under the rafters"! I think he just proved me right.
by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021
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Dhruv Rathee

A paid agent by Aam Admi Party who spreads false information based on selective propaganda.
Person1: Dude!!! Our colleague is spreading negative stories about us.
Person2: He's such a Dhruv Rathee.
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packed to the rafters

A TV show in Australia on Network Seven about the average, laid back, Aussie family but this aint Home and Away or Neighbours.
Real stuff happens to them, unlike lots of soap operas around these days.
Main Characters:
Parents: Julie and Dave Rafter
Children: Ben, Nathan and Rachel
Other: Melissa (engaged to Ben)

Sammy (married to Nathan)

Jake (currently seeing Rachel)

Carbo - lives next door with Ben and Melissa, token aussie/greek guy
Person A: let's watch Packed to the Rafters!
by asparagus1000 October 16, 2009
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