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Time Rapist

An individual who consumes your time with pointless boring stories that go no where and are riddled with inaccuracies . This individual is impervious to insult, anger, mockery or ridicule. He/She will bombard you with moronic conversation throughout the course of the day, which there is no escaping.
Time Rapist: "Excuse me, got a minute. I think I know the answer to this question, but 1 + 2 = 3 right?"

Victim: "Yes"

Time Rapist " Okay, thanks I thought so, but I just wanted to double check anyways, the calculator said three also but I just wanted to be extra sure. You know funny thing about three, February is the third month of the year, haw. And I have three uncles, haw haw. You know I have three cousins named Josh, haw. Wow..... Anyways 1 + 2 is 3 right? Just want to be sure....."
by AGENTRHARRIS December 13, 2018
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Rapidshare

A website that allows the public to upload files for sharing with other people. The main problems with rapidshare are the download ticket system that forces you to wait for 60 seconds before being able to download the file, and the slow upload and download times. Rapidshare offers a membership program that allows, after a fee is paid, for the member to have unlimited simultaneous downloads, be able to bypass the download ticket system, and allows the use of download managers like flashget. Rapidshare is commonly hated throughout the internet and is also known as rapidshit.
Upload that cracked loli hentai game to rapidshare so we can all share the wealth.
by XXXtaco January 31, 2007
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Rapist

A person that is found to have forced sexual relations on another individual.
Fanti is found to be a rapist.
by PoisonW August 6, 2016
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Status Rapist

A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.
Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .
by rplover1223 April 8, 2009
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Job Rapist

A Job Rapist is a term coined by Strictly-Software.com to describe Bad Internet Crawlers e.g a BOT that does not conform to the normal protocols of automated website crawling. Especially on recruitment based websites that advertise jobs e.g jobboards.

This bad behaviour may include ignoring the Robots.txt file standards that tell BOTS which pages they can and cannot access and over crawling a site to the point of bringing it down.

However the main reason why a BOT would be labelled a Job Rapist is that it steals jobs without the site owners consent. Instead of asking if they can take job adverts from Site A to put on their own site they instead crawl the site without permission stealing the job content AKA Job Raping.

Job Rapists are mainly aggregators who are trying to build up their database of jobs without paying for them.
My jobboard was scraped again today by that awful Job Rapist JobRapido.

If an internet police did exist then the job raping of recruitment sites would be a severe crime alongside email harvesting, spamming and hacking.
by MonkeyMagix October 24, 2011
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East Grand Rapids High School

The place where highly educated students spend most of their time studying and catching a buzz in the upstairs bathroom. The students at East are known for having jeeps, patagonia, and the latest nicotine device. 95% of the student population is white, rich, and stoned.
He drives a 2018 grand cherokee and has cucumber pods....I bet he goes to East Grand Rapids High School.
by bdblah98 January 9, 2018
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rapist van

A big giant van, often white or black with NO windows, somtimes equiped with a cage seperating the rapee from the raper to get from one location to annother quickly. somtimes these rapist vans are equiped with shagg carpet, black light, and "stash lock box" (optional) for "your raping pleasure".
1. wholy shit! watch out!.... "YOU FUCKING RAPIST!!!"

2. oh my god! the rapist van slowed down, its going to get you RUN!

3. The old man with the scruffy hair and huge, thick glasses and a gotee pulled me in his rapist van, I tryed to escape, but the doors were welded shut!
by TyBong June 28, 2006
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