An individual who consumes your time with pointless boring stories that go no where and are riddled with inaccuracies . This individual is impervious to insult, anger, mockery or ridicule. He/She will bombard you with moronic conversation throughout the course of the day, which there is no escaping.
Time Rapist: "Excuse me, got a minute. I think I know the answer to this question, but 1 + 2 = 3 right?"
Victim: "Yes"
Time Rapist " Okay, thanks I thought so, but I just wanted to double check anyways, the calculator said three also but I just wanted to be extra sure. You know funny thing about three, February is the third month of the year, haw. And I have three uncles, haw haw. You know I have three cousins named Josh, haw. Wow..... Anyways 1 + 2 is 3 right? Just want to be sure....."
Victim: "Yes"
Time Rapist " Okay, thanks I thought so, but I just wanted to double check anyways, the calculator said three also but I just wanted to be extra sure. You know funny thing about three, February is the third month of the year, haw. And I have three uncles, haw haw. You know I have three cousins named Josh, haw. Wow..... Anyways 1 + 2 is 3 right? Just want to be sure....."
by AGENTRHARRIS December 13, 2018
A man who is cursed to endure the epic random journey through time... raping those who willingly or unwittingly break the sacred laws of the space-time continuum.
by highbrow_faulker July 28, 2010
when you wake up and you feel like you've had no sleep, this is a common symptons of the time rapist doing his duty.
by death10000 July 11, 2009
A time-rapist is the type of social junkie that will seek validation, attention, sympathy, or favors from unsuspecting victims through the false promise of sex, or an implied possibility of physical intimacy.
The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.
The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.
I'm not too sure about my date tomorrow night - I get the feeling that my date might be a time-rapist
by vf4d8v1 March 1, 2019