Ranch

The act of making fun of or insulting someone.

"Don't be ranching on me, bro."
"Yo, did you hear about Jerry ? He got ranched on so hard!"

by Its_Your_Boy April 13, 2017

ranch

the complete opposite of a drug and it means that something or sombody is totally COOL

Dave is totally ranch!!

by hilary, corrine& Dave October 9, 2005

Ranch

1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.

1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."

by Satan's Daughter <3 June 10, 2018

Ranch

To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce

John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.

Mike: Nice man!

by Charkuma August 29, 2018

ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying

"omg...my brother is such a ranch."

by dxddylalala March 5, 2020

Ranch

Ranch: Luke picks his nose’s favorite drink ever. He like the white gooey texture in his mouth.

Me: “What is your favorite drink?”

Luke: “Ranch!”

by Tylerbeep November 29, 2020

Ranch

The code word for cum.

Guy: "Aw man! Look at all that ranch on her face!"

by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021