Beef Ramen

You and your partner are in the bathtub together; One person has diarrhea in the water and the other performs fellatio while drinking the water.

Hey dad, I’m hungry! Why don’t you eat a beef ramen. I can’t! You and mom had the last one.

by Mrcraycray July 10, 2019

Ramen Farts

The incontinence caused by consuming a diet of mainly Ramen noodles. Characteristic effects include gurgling stomach, hungry feeling, and silent farts. Some of these effects are amplified if the Ramen noodles are consumed with cheap beer, and a noxious odor is then associated with the farts.

Dude, I gotta start getting some real food. These Ramen farts are going to be the death of my social life.

by starvingnbroke November 18, 2010

Rame

A dude from Egyptian descent who is known for being lazy at work but is also very likeable at the same time which is why his colleagues tend to put up with his shit.

''What are you pulling a rame today? We have so much stuff to do!'' ''I partied hard last night, guess I'm gonna pull a rame today. Sorry guys!''

by darksideof2moon February 5, 2020

Ramen

A college student's staple food, given that most of the poor kid's money will go directly towards tuition and rent.

8 packets of Ramen noodles for a dollar. Not a bad deal at all, since that's all most students can afford until their next paychecks.

by AYB July 30, 2003

Ramen Status

When a college student reaches the status of only being able to afford 14 cent packs of Ramen noodles.

You had Ramen noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner? I see you've reached Ramen status

by Prettytiffanyb January 30, 2005

Ramen Burn

The unavoidable burn one will endure in the course of making top ramen.

My finger still hurts because of that Ramen Burn i got yesterday.

by ramenoodle December 28, 2009

Ramendan

n - holiday; during a specific period, Pastafarians must eat nothing but Ramen noodles, in order to feel the pain of poor college students who are unable to purchase anything but this particular food. It is also best to be dressed in full pirate attire for this holy time.

Pastafarian1: dude are you fasting for Ramendan?
Pastafarian2: nah man
Pastafarian1: the FSM shall smite you and throw you into the Hot Sauce!

by Eric von Douchebag October 30, 2008