ramboner

A random boner that you get for no reason at all, like nothing has brought it on but you just happen to get one.

not to be mistaken for a real one... :)

You immediately want to RAM it down so now one sees or tuck it into your boxers and make sure it can't be seen easily. very humiliating at public events or family occasions where you feel least aroused or bonerific ;(

(listening to music or any other activity with friend)

what the?....

friend "what"

"ramboner"

friend "not cool, man...."

by IEatSTIs October 14, 2009

Ramboing

The act of fucking a girl, raw, while she is on her period, and proceeding to wipe the blood and cum off of your dick, and spreading it on her face as done with war paint in the movie Rambo

Me: I was ramboing a bitch last night, and she slapped me.

Bob: You actually wiped that shit on her?
Me: hell yeah. Lmao

by RichardDixon December 10, 2017

ramboner

Having a mega boner in public.

Damn I was thinking about Jane and it gave me a RAMBONER while in school.

by Juan Feliciano February 3, 2008

Rampoonism

Step in shit
Adriana is hot
Black mans compliment

That girl has some Rampoonism going on!!!!!

by TheGirlNotNamedDana September 6, 2010

rambonate

to shoot a person multiple times while hipfireing

Wow John and I were watching tv and this dude was getting rambonated, it was sick.

by Water moccasin November 25, 2010

Captain Ralboon

Captain Ralboon originated from Frank, the l33test man ever, the vanquisher of nubbles (Baby noobs) and nobs.

Arch Enemy, Commander Nooblar.

(reverse spelling of ralboon=nooblar)

"Captain Ralboon swiftly pwned benny w/ honar"

by FRANK teh LEET October 12, 2004

ramboner

the douche at work that can do anything by himself; chronic liar; the one upper

Did you here ramboner's story today? What is it this time? He is able to squat his high school max... 1000 pounds.

by My name Mudd September 9, 2009