Rainy Day Breakfast

A sexual act where a woman sucks the semen out of your erect penis while she is peeing into the toilet.

I gave my girlfriend a rainy day breakfast this morning.

by Patient420 June 19, 2025

British rainy day

When a man ejaculates on a female’s glasses, and then wipes his penis on them, like on a car’s windscreen wiper.

Hey George, did you hear about Mark giving Emily a “British rainy day”?

by George and Emily September 27, 2019

utah rainy day

The act of ejaculating on an umbrella then shoving it in her anus.

Wanting to mix it up in the bedroom and knowing that my wife liked cum all over her, I decided to give Sheila a Utah rainy day.

by ipsquad April 19, 2009

tennessee rainy day

When you cum on an umbrella and shove it up the recipients ass.

Horribly disfigured Guy-Dude my ass hurts!

Normal Guy- When you got drunk they tennessee rainy day'ed your ass.....literally!

Horribly disfigured Guy- Wha.........?!?!?!?!?!?!

by The original Dirty Jew December 6, 2010

Cure my rainy day blues

Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.

Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.

by The Cure September 22, 2008

Rainy days

Days you want plenty of in a drought. They're as necessary as every sunny day, and if there was anything like a rainy night, there wouldn't be a song about it.

Anybody that thinks rainy days are synonymous with depression is a cynci by nature that doesn't know what they are talking about, no matter how optimistic they claim to be on the surface. Rainy days are wonderful, especially if it's been sunny for weeks on end.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

National spaghetti rain day

On 25th march its common for spaghetti to rain. Just put your phone away and go outside and enjoy that spaghetti rain. Btw its very rare.

Brooo lets go outside its national spaghetti rain day

by Just some real life person April 23, 2021