It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.
Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.
If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.
If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...
by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011
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Inserting a handful of Skittles candy into your anus followed by your girl tossing that salad and rimming your ass good. With each swipe of her velvety tongue, you push a Skittle, or two, into her hungry mouth and say "Taste the rainbow bitch!"
Sorry I'm late. Had to stop by the drug store.
Need a prescription?
No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.
Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!
Need a prescription?
No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.
Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!
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by kyleman36 May 20, 2008
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Also, it actually bops.
Also, it actually bops.
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Get the Sunshine Rainbow White Pony mug.Noun: A term given to a coworker who thinks everything they do is golden. They also believe they are so high above you they walk on rainbows and their shit smells like flowers. They are also incapable of showing respect to anyone.
Noun: Opposite of one might think, a Rainbowalker is a person who is the void of all color. In this void a vacuumed is created where all logic is sucked in and destroyed. This includes the inability to follow simple spoken or written direction or communicate with anyone on any real level.
Verb: When a coworker insists doing something their way, because they can see themselves doing no wrong, despite many telling them otherwise.
Adjective: When someone's teeth are so messed up they look like they not only feel from a high ugly tree but from a rainbow and landed directly on her face.
Noun: Opposite of one might think, a Rainbowalker is a person who is the void of all color. In this void a vacuumed is created where all logic is sucked in and destroyed. This includes the inability to follow simple spoken or written direction or communicate with anyone on any real level.
Verb: When a coworker insists doing something their way, because they can see themselves doing no wrong, despite many telling them otherwise.
Adjective: When someone's teeth are so messed up they look like they not only feel from a high ugly tree but from a rainbow and landed directly on her face.
Noun: "I really don’t want to go to work today."
"Why, what's wrong."
"Rainbowalker is there today."
"I see."
Noun: "Why would she do that? That makes no sense!"
"Are you really surprised? It's Rainbowalker."
Verb: "She just did a half ass job, you got Rainbowalkered!"
Adjective: "I really hate it when she smiles at me, showing me her rainbowalkered teeth."
"Why, what's wrong."
"Rainbowalker is there today."
"I see."
Noun: "Why would she do that? That makes no sense!"
"Are you really surprised? It's Rainbowalker."
Verb: "She just did a half ass job, you got Rainbowalkered!"
Adjective: "I really hate it when she smiles at me, showing me her rainbowalkered teeth."
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In the real world, a beautiful and bright rainbow follows a storm and gives hope of things getting better. The rainbow is more appreciated having just experienced the storm in comparison.
The storm (pregnancy loss) has already happened and nothing can change that experience. Storm-clouds might still be overhead as the family continue to cope with the loss, but something colourful and bright has emerged from the darkness and misery.
In the real world, a beautiful and bright rainbow follows a storm and gives hope of things getting better. The rainbow is more appreciated having just experienced the storm in comparison.
The storm (pregnancy loss) has already happened and nothing can change that experience. Storm-clouds might still be overhead as the family continue to cope with the loss, but something colourful and bright has emerged from the darkness and misery.
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