ragentession

a potent and dangerous mix of rage contentness and depression

I'm feeling ragentession.

by bobthecactus September 5, 2008

regression

growing of the testicals

Look at that regression.

by imthemostEPIC November 13, 2017

Ragerpression

Like depression but instead of an overwhemling amount of sadness, you have an overwhemling amount of rage. You aren't necessarily mad at someone, you're really just mad in general and it is way more painful than depression.

My gf broke up with me last week and now I am in a huge ragerpression.

by ChainsawForHands May 6, 2018

regression culture

The culture of regressing to the days when civil rights and personal freedoms did not exist.

The dangers of regression culture are numerous in this day of age.

by American Memes Research October 21, 2021

Regression to the Gene

"Regression to the Gene" is the uncanny and often hilarious phenomenon where, despite one's valiant efforts, countless self-help books, and even the occasional life-changing seminar, an individual's behavior, quirks, and even sneeze patterns inevitably circle back to mirror those of their family tree. It's as if your DNA has a sense of humor, ensuring that no matter how hard you try to reinvent yourself, you'll find yourself laughing like your dad at bad jokes, hoarding condiments like your mom, or even adopting grandpa's infamous eyebrow wiggle during serious conversations. This cosmic joke of nature proves that you can take the person out of the family, but you can't take the family out of the person. So next time you catch yourself saying, "I'll never be like my parents!" remember, regression to the gene waits for no one, ready to remind you that family traits stick closer than that one sock you can't seem to get rid of.

"After years of yoga and meditation to calm his fiery temper, John exploded over a spilled coffee, proving once again the inescapable pull of regression to the gene. He laughed it off, saying, 'Well, looks like I'm truly my father's son!'"

by anuragbas February 5, 2024

Iterative Regression

/ˈidəˌrādiv,ˈidərədiv/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "linear regression".
"Iterative Regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.

Also see: Logistical Regression

Carter's co-worker was "short"-sighted in their abilities. When challenged on the amount of data science she produced the co-worker responded erroneously "We do iterative regression every day".

by Bobby Peach July 10, 2018

Age Regression

They're sometimes adults that are dealing with trauma. And sometimes they're just pedophiles.

Person 1: What the fuck is this?
Person 2: It's called age regression.
Person 1: The fuck..? It sounds like something a pedo would use to excuse them trying to fuck a minor.

by the fucking retarded sperm August 11, 2024