Qwert

When a girl cums

She qwerted while being fingering by her boyfriend.

by giarc c July 31, 2003

qwert

a funny but absolutley dumb and pointless point marked by lol then silence

That was such a qwert moment

by Rachael December 7, 2006

Qwert

A severe computer nerd

The qwert spent 82 straight hours playing video games on his computer

by Samuel June 1, 2003

Qwert

a complex combination of actions a very kinky freak would demand his or her sex partner (usually with a vagina and a fat ass) to perform for his or her sexual pleasure. it consists of three steps: first, the queef, then, the twerk, and lastly the squirt, which results in a beautiful,psychedelic masterpiece known as the qwert.

man: come on bitch! qwert fa me!!!

hoe: damn daddy, don't gotta get all confrontational and shiid
*proceeds to qwert*

man: look at the colors...ohhmahhgaww!! iooon buh-leee dis!!
*smacks her ass with his fat dick*

by Ava Lolitaa April 19, 2009

qwert

a person who lacks sexual interest or humor; opposite of pervert

Don't be such a qwert, just look at this Playboy!

by Alexxx August 24, 2003

QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad

The word no one will search. So i made my secret hideout here.

The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022

qwert

As a verb, to spam your keyboard. Both referencing the QWERTY keyboard layout and to "sqwert" (you can even screw around it a little bit and interpret it as "sqwerting to the stdout").

John #1: apsdfkapnsdokfapsdfffffffjbdspjabsjdpfaklsdbj
John #2: stop qwerting

by blue50fish50 December 8, 2024