Qwoff

1) A verb for the rape of dead livestock.

2) When a women almost chokes to death on semen

3)Slang Shire term for the female genitals

1) Pete! Stop qwoffing that poor sheep!
2) Pull out Pete, shes qwoffing, shes qwoffing!
3) Qwoffs are weird man.

by Makko August 8, 2005

Qweef Slap

A girl/girls that qweef on their hand and then slaps a male of any age in the face with the hand they qweefed on

Hey jessica I just qweef slapped my little brother!

by Jkilla37 January 28, 2010

queff biscuit

When a girl try's to crop dust you but fails and makes it the loudest fart ever that will burst your ear drums and will make your nose holes quiver

So we were all praying and this shelly made the biggest queff biscuit you will ever hear in your life

by Dhyerid January 17, 2016

qwerfasdzxcvtgbyhnujmipokl

When you are soo bored that you think that you found a new keyboard combination but then this definition exist sitting on your front page right after you press search

Some guy: Hey I typed a new combination on the keyboard that no one ever used its called qwerfasdzxcvtgbyhnujmipokl
Some guy #2 : no you didn't
Some guy: how do you know?
Some guy #2 : I just typed that yesterday
Some guy: excuse me what

by 8SidesYes October 22, 2020

qwerfvcxzasdtyuik,mnbghj

The true Chosen One of the keyboard masters. You've seen the 3 x 3 spiral first, thinking if you should go further. And what do you know! It paid off. No one is at your stage of boredom (yet). You've achieved an achievement in life for being so goddamn resilient towards the keyboard iceberg. Go get a job. Get a life. This isn't even possible on a school computer so you're likely at home doing this.

Person 1. Hey Tim! What are you doing?

Tim. I typed qwerfvcxzasdtyuik,mnbghj.

Person 1. Get a job Tim!

by Boredom Solver. March 31, 2023

queff

when air is rleased from the pussy making a farting noise

daneli gyrich queffed in the elvator shaft, her aim is gurldani22

by flem radja September 2, 2006

qweef

The sound of air passing thru the vaginal tract; sounding like a fart.

It was like a tree that spitted yellow pollen. She qweefed and the world listened.

by Imm September 2, 2005