Smurf Quart

A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.

Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up

by SilentBob73 August 16, 2014

Quirt

Queaf/squirt. Sometimes happens as a woman finishes.

I was about to pull out when she quirted on me.

by Cornboi December 28, 2014

quert

The instance when a female exhales gasses through her pubis and rectum simulataneously. see queef

that was a nasty sounding quert

by camelhumps May 13, 2005

quort

when you're cute but need to be quiet

be quort bela

by cvpidyoshi May 1, 2020

quirt

To quirt is to suddenly flatuate while relieving the bladder. To fart while taking a piss.

Oh Shit...Katie just quirted!
Did you hear that chick quirt in the bathroom. That bitch tried to hide it but she quirted about twelve times!

by xnot scenexShellx October 22, 2006

quert

A "quert" is a short handled whip with a leather thong at the end. The thong makes a loud smack sound when it is broght down hard on some poor bitches ass cheek. Acually It sounds worse that its bite. It does not have much of a pain factor.
It is the sound that makes this whip popular with the BD/SM crowd.

Bend over and recive this querting that you so richly deserve.

by quert December 9, 2008

quirt

When a girl OR a guy ( it can happen to both of them ) releases extra cum or lubricant and makes a farting sound. VERY EMBARRASSING!!! but it happens to everyone, if your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband/sex buddy makes a funny face or is grossed out, then they dont deserve your sex. SEX SHOULDNT BE RUINED BY QUIRTS as f'd up as they are. it can be painful if they are not used to it, but guys are more used to it. quirting just sucks, ruins the moment especially if youre just hooking up with someone. quirting when not having sex though is a whole different topic and i dont know anything about that.....

"Man, I pulled out and she just kept quirting!!"
"EWW, thats fucked up and gross dump her dude."
"Shut the fuck up, i hear you quirt when you take a piss all the time"

by just quirted. August 1, 2009