Quiney

When you have sex with a dog and it shits out a puppy so you hit the puppy with a shovel . Then you hit the mother in the head with a sledgehammer for being a dumb bitch. You continue to bone her and when you finish you poop on her head

When I went to the park I Quiney

by James Allen February 26, 2017

Quimby

A person who sucks the farts out of dead chickens.

After a chicken is dead a farmboy will suck the fart out staight from the cornhole.

by sweet sassy mallassy May 21, 2003

Quimby

Perverted older man, who sneaks around the neighborhood sniffing and licking bicycle seats.

Damn, creepy ole man Jenkins is a straight up Quimby!!!

by fsufan September 1, 2013

Quimby

Noun 1. A profession in which you suck all of the air and gas out of dead bodies, so they do not fart or burp during family visiting hours or during the memorial.

They called the Quimby in before they prepared the body for the open casket viewing.

by Dark lord tizzy October 17, 2014

Quimby

A long, skinny penis. Exact opposite of a chode.

Person 1: You have a chode
Person 2: No, i have a quimby

by kyle fossman October 27, 2008

quimby

The act of sitting in a hot tub and farting. You watch for the fart bubble to come to the top of the water and try to bite the bubble before it pops.

Kenny: “Bro, what are you doing?”
Phil: “ I’m about to fart. Let’s see who gets the quimby.”
Kenny: “ That quimby tasted like absolute shit.”

by Diesel!! November 30, 2022

quitmeyer

A quitmeyer always has the biggest dick in the world but is also really nice and caring

I wish I was a quitmeyer

by Olive698 May 20, 2018